Wednesday, December 21, 2016

2016 South Park Cows



VALUABLE ; TRADED ; DROPPEDRECYCLEDINJURED
Final Roster:
QB: Russell Wilson, Blake Bortles, Brian Hoyer
WR: Michael Crabtree, Marvin Jones, Jordan Matthews, Willie Snead, Dorial Green-Beckham, Josh Bellamy, Kamar Aiken, Cordarrelle Patterson
RB: Le'Veon Bell, Spencer Ware, Jamaal Charles, DeAndre Washington
TE: Ladarius Green, Vernon Davis, Austin Hooper, Erik Swoope
K: Mason Crosby
DL: Ndamukong Suh, Robert Quinn, Trent Murphy, Markus Golden
LB: Lavonte David, Preston Brown, Lonathan Casillas, Melvin Ingram, Jake Ryan, Darron Lee, DeAndre Levy
CB: Logan Ryan, Kareem Jackson, Trumaine Johnson, Trae Waynes, Darius Slay, Chris Harris
S: Kenny Vaccaro, Keanu Neal, Malcolm Jenkins, Ricardo Allen, Andrew Sendejo
Trades:
9/15/16
Pawnee acquires WR Vincent Jackson
South Park acquires RB Spencer Ware
WK 1: 10 SPC 185 – WILLIE SNEAD 35.6, RYAN SHAZIER 23.0
WK 2: 8 SPC 202: Defending champs drop to 0-2, still might be a week away from having a real RB.
WK 3: 3 SPC 222: The championship hangover is over, Marvin Jones and Christine Michael are here.
WK 4: 11 SPC 171: The defending champs hand the MC a loss and even their record in a low scoring affair.
WK 5: 11 SPC 172: Reasonable output despite five byes, the loss isn't a setback as long as they remain healthy.
WK 6: 13 SPC 131: This was the Cows lowest score in team history & the first time they've ever been 2 games under .500%
WK 7: 4 SPC 214: The defending champs are the only team with a richer RB trio than Pawnee. Here they come.
WK 8: 14 SPC 166: Defending champs miss an opportunity to control their own destiny with week eight clunker
WK 9: 12 SPC 165: Besieged by injuries, Cows first taste of LB adversity has them poised to miss Consolation Bowl
W 10: 7 SPC 206: Squeaked out a spoiler, pending stat corrections, the Cows will need to be perfect and have help to advance
W 11: 13 SPC 152: The magic is gone in South Park, the championship hangover dropping the Cows lower and lower
W 12: 10 SPC 184: The Cows have now had four seperate two game skids this season, unable to get any (good) momentum
W 13: 6 SPC 202: Took on a lot of risk with the backend draft picks & championship hangover. Dangerous in CB!

Post-Season:
Consolation Bracket: Lost to HCM, defeated LTP

Awards:

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