Thursday, December 29, 2016

2016 Hill Valley McFlys

VALUABLE ; TRADED ; DROPPEDRECYCLEDINJURED
Final Roster:
QB: Cam Newton
WR: Antonio Brown, Amari Cooper, Golden Tate, Michael Thomas, Corey Coleman
RB: LeSean McCoy, Jeremy Hill, Theo Riddick, Derrick Henry, Mike Gillislee
TE: Kyle Rudolph, Eric Ebron, Charles Clay, Richard Rodgers
K: Wil Lutz
DL: Olivier Vernon, Frank Clark, Jabaal Sheard, 
LB: Alec Ogletree, Zachary Orr, Jamie Collins, Korey Toomer
CB: Steven Nelson, Brandon Carr, Chris Harris, Kendall Fuller, Ken Crawley, Tramaine Brock, AJ Bouye, 
S: Tony Jefferson, Barry Church, Ibraheim Campbell, Jalen Mills
Trades:
10/20/16 Hill Valley acquires QB Cam Newton
New York acquires QB Jameis Winston, WR Ty Montgomery, WR Kendall Wright
10/28/16 Hill Valley acquires WR Michael Thomas
Saskatoon acquires RB Gio Bernard
11/8/16 Hill Valley acquires RB Jeremy Hill
HCM City acquires WR Jeremy Maclin
11/10/16 Hill Valley acquires TE Kyle Rudolph
Oakwood acquires WR Robert Woods
WK 1: 2 HVM 236 – ANTONIO BROWN 31.4, AMARI COOPER 22.4
WK 2: 14 HVM 160: Jameis falls hard, Woodhead falls harder. Best options left sitting on the bench.
WK 3: 1 HVM 244: Worst to first in a week's time- variance due largely to a lack of stability at Quarterback
WK 4: 9 HVM 183: The McFlys have alternated impressive efforts with ho-hum returns, as reflected in their record.
WK 5: 3 HVM 225: Strong all around performances masking holes at TE and flex, uncertainty at QB.
WK 6: 1 HVM 240: Huge score during a league wide points famine was needed to secure week six's top matchup.
WK 7: 11 HVM 171: McFlys win when they should win and lose when they should lose. No luck is better than bad luck!
WK 8: 8 HVM 196: McFlys suffer some unfortunate breaks on defense: Perryman and Church out early
WK 9: 11 HVM 170: An ugly win is worth as much as a 299 point opus; maybe more, if you expect better days ahead
W 10: 11 HVM 197: Fortunate victor in a week that had very few of them, the McFlys take care of business and launch to 3rd
W 11: 9 HVM 182: Every year with these guys, do they even want to make the playoffs or prefer being king of losers?
W 12: 3 HVM 234: All but clinched, the McFlys return to the playoffs after back to back consolation bowl victories
W 13: 2 HVM 226: A dominant showing in the final two weeks give Hill Valley a LB bye after settling for two CB wins

Post-Season:
Larkspur Bowl: Defeated Manitoba and Phoenix to become LBVIII Champion!

Awards:

2016 Phoenix Uprising

VALUABLE ; TRADED ; DROPPEDRECYCLEDINJURED
Final Roster:
QB: Andy Dalton, Carson Palmer, Sam Bradford
WR: Dez Bryant, Alshon Jeffery, Jarvis Landry, Stefon Diggs, Michael Floyd, Josh Gordon, Vincent Jackson
RB: Carlos Hyde, Rob Kelley, Duke Johnson, Kenneth Dixon, Matt Jones
TE: Jimmy Graham, Antonio Gates
K: Ryan Succop
DL: JJ Watt, Calais Campbell, DeForest Buckner, Jadeveon Clowney, Emmanuel Ogbah
LB: Kwon Alexander, Telvin Smith, Vontaze Burfict, Ryan Shazier
CB: Jalen Ramsey, Stephon Gilmore, Eli Apple, Adam Jones, Prince Amukamara, Vontae Davis, DeAngelo Hall
S: Reshad Jones, Earl Thomas, Karl Joseph, Kurt Coleman, George Iloka, Tavon Wilson, TJ McDonald, Tyrann Mathieu
Trades:
8/20/16 Phoenix acquires WR Dez Bryant, RB Ronnie Hillman, CB Darius Butler
New York acquires RB Devonta Freeman, WR Laquon Treadwell, CB EJ Gaines
10/5/16 Phoenix acquires RB Jay Ajayi
Deputy acquires WR Kenny Britt
10/11/16 Phoenix acquires WR Vincent Jackson
Pawnee acquires WR Nelson Agholor
10/20/16 Phoenix acquires RB Carlos Hyde
New York acquires RB TJ Yeldon, WR Adam Humphries
WK 1: 6 PHX 201 – KWON ALEXANDER 31.50, TJ McDONALD 24
WK 2: 6 PHX 214: When all seemed lost, Stefon Diggs transformed into Antonio Brown.
WK 3: 6 PHX 215: Only team in the league to surpass the 200 point threshold all three weeks. (Jinx)
WK 4: 5 PHX 199: Richard Sherman's cameo appearance stole the show for the Uprising in a ticky-tack matchup.
WK 5: 14 PHX 125: Pitiful display included three goose eggs and nine single digit scores =  blown out by 100
WK 6: 7 PHX 183: Their 2nd nail biting victory comes alongside their 2nd flagrantly premature RB drop: Ajayi!
WK 7: 7 PHX 192: Better output, worse result. Dez returns this week, but is he still Dez Prime, or some lesser version?
WK 8: 1 PHX 241: Uprising get double digit output from both RBs for the first time all season; Dez is back
WK 9: 6 PHX 196: Third time this season the Uprising have squeaked by with a victory margin of less than five points.
W 10: 9 PHX 201: A win would have meant the two seed, but with their stud LBs pedestrian in wk 10, they fall to sixth
W 11: 1 PHX 256: Dalton is suddenly fresh out of friends, which is about the only bad news in Phoenix right now
W 12: 14 PHX 150: Big point hangover is a real thing. Uprising have to hope they don't fall play to Sasquatch malady
W 13: 3 PHX 225: They were in with a win or a loss, but better to go in with a win. Two straight zeros at flex concerning.

Post-Season:
Larkspur Bowl: Defeated Deputy and Pawnee, fell to Hill Valley

Awards:

2016 Manitoba Moosecrew

VALUABLE ; TRADED ; DROPPEDRECYCLEDINJURED
Final Roster:
QB: Aaron Rodgers
WR: Odell Beckham, Jordy Nelson, Steve Smith, Dontrelle Inman, Chris Hogan, Mohamed Sanu, Torrey Smith, 
RB: LeGarrette Blount, Thomas Rawls, Chris Ivory, Jerick McKinnon, Tim Hightower
TE: Travis Kelce
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DL: Leonard Williams, Clay Matthews, Terrell Suggs, Bruce Irvin
LB: Sean Lee, Danny Trevathan, Mason Foster, Manti Teo, Craig Robertson, Keenan Robinson
CB: Josh Norman, Janoris Jenkins, Xavier Rhodes
S: Johnathan Cyprien, Hasean Clinton-Dix, Pryor
Trades:

11/2/16
Oakwood acquires RB James White, TE Kyle Rudolph
Manitoba acquires RB Jerick McKinnon

WK 1: 5 MMC 203 – AARON RODGERS 23.16, MOHAMED SANU 21.4
WK 2: 12 MMC 167: Opponents have only managed 332 points in two games; MC capitalize both times.
WK 3: 2 MMC 227 3-0 be what it is, but two wins over woeful oh-fers could mean rougher water ahead
WK 4: 12 MMC 161: Bound to be days like this for Beckham eventually, but it really came at a terrible time for the Crew.
WK 5: 12 MMC 153: MC has now banked two wins with sub-optimal scores and appears to have a RB problem... but 4-1!
WK 6: 3 MMC 199: After a couple of ho-hum weeks, MooseCrew make a statement and betroth a kicking net.
WK 7: 13 MMC 152: Crew got a win at 153, but lose at 152. If Aaron Rodgers gets on track this is a good team. Otherwise...
WK 8: 2 MMC 230: Crew was unhappy with meager power ranking, score a ton despite ODB's bye week absence
WK 9: 5 MMC 204: The Crew respond to their poor power ranking by putting up back to back 200+ games
W 10: 3 MMC 228: MooseCrew continue to crest in the second half, playing their best football of the season.
W 11: 3 MMC 206: Tough luck loss for the Crew, but clinched with their team playing its best football headed for DEC
W 12: 6 MMC 217: A loss but not a bad showing; Securing a bye would mean auto-entry to the semis in 1st ever playoff
W 13: 5 MMC 202: Manitoba losing their bye was just regression catching up to them- still primed for a playoff run.

Post-Season:
Larkspur Bowl: Defeated Islanders, lost to Hill Valley, vanquished Pride

Awards:

2016 Pawnee Pride

VALUABLE ; TRADED ; DROPPEDRECYCLEDINJURED
Final Roster:
QB: Eli Manning, Philip Rivers
WR: Mike Evans, DeAndre Hopkins, Brandon Marshall, Doug Baldwin, Tyler Boyd, Eli Rogers
RB: Melvin Gordon, Jay Ajayi, Jacquizz Rodgers, Jeremy Langford, Dion Lewis, Charles Sims, Ronnie Hillman
TE: Greg Olsen, Hunter Henry
K: Sebastian Janikowski
DL: Joey Bosa, Justin Houston, Ziggy Ansah, Erik Walden
LB: Luke Kuechly, Kiko Alonso, Donta Hightower, AJ Klein, Stephone Anthony, Sio Moore,
CB: Aqib Talib, Brent Grimes, Ross Cockrell, Nickell Robey-Coleman, Sam Shields, Brandon Flowers, 
S: Eric Berry, Isa Abdul-Quddus
Trades:

9/15/16 Pawnee acquires WR Vincent Jackson
South Park acquires RB Spencer Ware
9/23/16 Pawnee acquires WR Anquan Boldin
Savannah acquires RB Cameron Artis-Payne

10/11/16 Pawnee acquires WR Nelson Agholor
Phoenix acquires WR Vincent Jackson
10/19/16 Pawnee acquires WR Brandon Marshall
Toronto acquires RB Tevin Coleman

10/22/16 Pawnee acquires RB Mark Ingram
Saskatoon acquires RB Terrance West, WR Anquan Boldin
10/26/16 Pawnee acquires WR DeAndre Hopkins
Malibu acquires RB Mark Ingram

WK 1: 12 PAW 176 – DOUG BALDWIN 21.8, MIKE EVANS 21.3
WK 2: 11 PAW 197: When all seemed lost, Jeremy Langford remained Jeremy Langford.
WK 3: 5 PAW 218: Statement game reclaims Indiana for the Pride who plan to ride big Mike Evans as far as they can.
WK 4: 2 PAW 217: Very solid day by the defense and tight ends, the league's less heralded position groups.
WK 5: 1 PAW 233: They've overcome a perceived weakness at WR with dual TE sets and a rich well of quality RBs.
WK 6: 11 PAW 169: Sitting pretty: escape with their fourth straight victory, a glut of RB depth, and the top waiver priority.
WK 7: 2 PAW 225: Pawnee is now 11-2 over the past thirteen weeks of football and has three bonafide RB1s.
WK 8: 13 PAW 167: One seed drops an egg, but no worse for wear- still projected tops in the league over next five weeks
WK 9: 1 PAW 233: Back on track at the top of the power output and the standings: a juggernaut offense with no weakness
W 10: 2 PAW 232: There's not a scarier collection of O skill position players in the league, and then the D does this? 
W 11: 10 PAW 179: Top seed laid low twice in a row, not time to start worrying yet... but could really use a win this week
W 12: 2 PAW 235: Two teams entered with eight wins- the one at the top of the Power Rankings exited with nine
W 13: 7 PAW 201: With nothing to play for in wks 13 and 14, they could afford to look ahead. Still got the W though.

Post-Season:
Larkspur Bowl: Lost to Phoenix and Manitoba

Awards:

2016 HCM Lead Farmers

VALUABLE ; TRADED ; DROPPEDRECYCLEDINJURED
Final Roster:
QB: Colin Kaepernick, Alex Smith
WR: Brandin Cooks, TY Hilton, Tyreek Hill, Pierre Garcon, Jamison Crowder, Jeremy Maclin, Robby Anderson, Phillip Dorsett, Sammie Coates
RB: Toff Gurley, Isaiah Crowell, Bilal Powell, Wendell Smallwood
TE: Delanie Walker, Ryan Griffin, Jacob Tamme, Vance McDonald
K: Nick Novak
DL: Marcell Dareus, Mo Wilkerson, Sheldon Richardson
LB: Derrick Johnson, Malcolm Smith, Denzel Perryman, Demario Davis, Josh Bynes, Whitney Mercilus, Nick Perry
CB: Dom Rodgers-Cromartie, Marcus Peters, Sean Smith, Orlando Scandrick
S: Landon Collins, Deone Bucannon, Vonn Bell, Jimmie Ward, Daniel Sorensen
Trades:

11/8/16
HCM City acquires WR Jeremy Maclin
Hill Valley acquires RB Jeremy Hill

WK 1: 11 HCM 179 – BRANDIN COOKS 34.7, MO WILKERSON 14.5
WK 2: 5 HCM 223: Wins its first Setpember Matchup since 09/08/2013. For real. Well rounded squad.
WK 3: 4 HCM 220: Tough loss for a franchise known for its tough losses. Bad time for Brandin Cooks to be quiet.
WK 4: 3 HCM 204: Poor dumb luck... again. The Lead Farmers cannot catch a break because none are thrown to them.
WK 5: 7 HCM 198: Most Points against feels like a conspiracy; won't leave Sammy Coates on the bench next week.
WK 6: 6 HCM 195: There is a curse on this team. They should return the sacred idol they robbed from that ancient crypt.
WK 7: 1 HCM 242: The best way to ensure a win is to score more points than everyone else. Landon Calling!
WK 8: 10 HCM 178: Hold on for second straight win despite meddling; haven't won three in a row since 2011
WK 9: 9 HCM 193: Was positioned to win until Jimmy Graham MNF happened. Grit is only exceed by their misfortune
W 10: 4 HCM 216: If the Lead Farmers can get the 6th seed, ain't nobody gonna wanna play them in the playoffs
W 11: 4 HCM 198: Regression was coming- and that meant wins for HCM. The last chance for a Cinderella dance in 2016
W 12: 9 HCM 187: This is actually the third worst week for a team that never scored below 178 in a week all season
W 13: 14 HCM 133: After twelve weeks without a clunker, the Lead Farmers appeared demoralized. Need to rally for CB.

POST-SEASON:

Consolation Bracket: Defeated SPC, MDB, and SAS

AWARDS:



2016 Saskatoon Sasquatch

VALUABLE ; TRADED ; DROPPEDRECYCLEDINJURED
Final Roster:
QB: Matt Ryan, Ryan Tannehill
WR: Julio Jones, Sammy Watkins, Anquan Boldin, Donte Moncrief, JJ Nelson, Will Fuller, Eddie Royal, Brian Quick
RB: Ryan Mathews, Terrance West, Gio Bernard, Chris Thompson, Bobby Rainey, Charcandrick West
TE: Jordan Reed, Jack Doyle, Lance Kendricks, CJ Uzomah
K: Matt Bryant
DL: Cameron Jordan, Linval Joseph, Brandon Graham, Lorenzo Alexander
LB: Bobby Wagner, Mark Barron, Anthony Barr, Avery Williamson, Jatavis Brown, Blake Martinez, Vincent Rey
CB: Darius Butler, Lamarcus Joyner, Byron Maxwell, Dre Kirkpatrick, Jacoby Glenn
S: Lardarius Webb, Shawn Williams, Tyvon Branch, Clayton Geathers
Trades:

10/22/16
Pawnee acquires RB Mark Ingram
Saskatoon acquires RB Terrance West, WR Anquan Boldin
10/28/16
Saskatoon acquires RB Gio Bernard
Hill Valley acquires WR Michael Thomas

WK 1: 4 SAS 213 – MATT RYAN 25.46, WILL FULLER 21.4
WK 2: 1 SAS 243: Preseason hype train still on track; Matty Ice 21st qb drafted, 1st in points through two.
WK 3: 13 SAS 166: Four of eight offensive starters score below five and they win? Inconceviable but true.
WK 4: 1 SAS 299: Eight of seventeen starters scored twenty plus in the perfect points storm. Do the Julio!
WK 5: 13 SAS 148: Should have saved some points last week, as their score fell by more than half. Truth is in the middle.
WK 6: 8 SAS 182: After flying high on a 299 point bender, the Sasquatch have dropped two straight. 
WK 7: 8 SAS 191: Better output, same result. Team has too many decent WRs and not enough RBs.
WK 8: 4 SAS 219: Back on track points wise, but meager WR production short circuits their bid to win
WK 9: 8 SAS 195: Losing streak runs to five but will not have chance to break franchise record ten in a row from 2014
W 10: 14 SAS 111: Their last five losses were competitive. This one wasn't even close, as team morale bottoms out completely.
W 11: 6 SAS 187: Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this is super depressing *WON ON STAT CORRECTIONS
W 12: 11 SAS 175: Stat correction victory followed by low scoring victory, but 6 game slide may be too much to overcome
W 13: 10 SAS 167: The odds were long and they needed a miracle. They didn't get one, but chance to secure Julio in 2017. 

Post-Season:
Consolation Bracket: Defeated SAV, Lost to HCM


Awards: