Monday, October 28, 2013

Monday Morning Quarterback: Week Eight

Too Close to Call:

Orgrimmar 142.24 vs Flint 108.82
The Horde have sizable lead, and reliable S Earl Thomas on staunch guard duty against an Aristocratic onslaught: WR Golden Tate, RB Zac Stacy, and DE Chris Long will try to close a gap that stands at 34 points. It's a long shot, but with a 24% chance of a comeback, it is the tightest matchup remaining in a week full of laughers. Fun note: Flint WR Kenbrell Thompkins scored a goose egg in week eight, while his flex WR counterpart on Orgrimmar Rueben Randle scored a big time .23!

Hill Valley 168.03 vs Atlanta 128.99
The McFlys put in solid week of work, mostly by way of their sturdy defense; QB Aaron Rodgers and WR Josh Gordon provided some fireworks, and their total stands as third best for the week. The Rage need a win badly to stay relevant, and have their best player running tonight: RB Marshawn Lynch. He'd need to tune up Beast Mode for a 40 point night in order to deliver a win for Atlanta; It's a 7% chance, but it is a chance.

Oakwood 114.5 vs Chicago 108.38
Chicago under performed badly this week; The franchise relocated practice venues, creating a logistical nightmare that is likely to mean a loss to the lowly Drivers. Outside variables meant some hackneyed decisions; Bye weeks shortened the bench, and BPB played with only one RB, an overmatched Jacquizz Rodgers. Tonight they have CB Richard Sherman lined up against QB Russell Martin and LB James Laurinaitis, with a six point differential on top. Sherman would need to evoke shades of Deangelo to overcome those odds, but it's plausible- Yahoo! gives the 5-2 Bears just a 2% chance of taking down the 1-6 Drivers.

BEST START: RB Andre Ellington, Toronto (22.70 pts)
LTP would have been justified going with RB Roy Helu Jr in this spot- after all, he was coming off of a 20.1 point game in week 7, with plenty of hype supporting his role. Flip side, Ellington had only score 2.3 last week, although context predicted a bigger role this week, as his platoon-mate was out with injury; Toronto boldly started Ellington who went off, as Helu scored an afterthought 3.00 points on the bench. More brilliant tactics from the Northern squad, as the team continues to look like an elite competitor.

WORST BENCH: WR Marvin Jones, Chicago (41.20 pts)
It's been a rough go for Windy City BPB. They're likely to lose to the worst team in the league, and it is because they dropped Marvin Jones for LB Spence Paysinger; Paysinger scored 1 point while Jones erupted for 41.2, and will likely take his talents elsewhere via the waiver wire. With several of their key players returning from bye next week, Chicago should be able to get back on the horse, but this will go down as a week they'd like to forget.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Roster Depth Analysis

The trading deadline is exactly three weeks away, so we're going to take a look at some sheer numbers, as we evaluate roster depth. For this exercise, I've utilized Yahoo!'s "Rest of Season Projections" to deem players 'useful,' over the rest of the season. I arbitrarily made the 'useful' designation 75 points. Each team is then assigned a fraction, with the first number being 'useful' players, and the second being total players at each respective position. We're only calculating offensive depth positions in this format: Running Backs, Wide Receivers, and Tight Ends; Obviously the latter two combine to fill the last flex position. Teams are ranked by how many 'useful' players they have, with extra players providing a tiebreaker- obviously, value can hinge on an injury or a change in scheme, with context and production shifting the paradigm weekly; Many of these (ahem) fifty-three players players deemed lesser than the eighty-four 'useful' players will end up contributing important points. Just a note: QBs, Defenses, and Kickers are not factored into this depth discussion.

New York's Finest 9/11
RB 3/4
WR 5/5
TE 1/2
The Finest have a multitude of very solid players, without any truly elite options; All five of their WR options are startable, and after navigating the bye weeks, their success will depend upon coaching decisions, and careful analysis of matchups. There is depth here for a plausible two for one upgrade if another team gets desperate, but a slow and steady methodical approach, mixed with a little bit of luck might be the recipe to get the Finest back on track. (That fraction looks a little eerie.)

Phoenix Uprising 9/9
RB 3/3
WR 4/4
TE 2/2
The Uprising are the only team to have purged all 'useless' depth from the roster, having streamlined their team for maximum efficiency. Their bye weeks line up, but if the injury imp hits their squad, it will wreck havoc on this team's bottom line.

Toronto LTP 8/12
RB 3/4
WR 4/6
TE 1/2
Les Tres Petites are a deep bunch, with multiple contingencies at every position; Their WR group is probably the LFL's deepest, both in real terms, and in kinetic value. At the season's inception, the team was lauded for its deep backfield, with four bankable RBs; Only one of those four (Reggie Bush) remain with the team, but Toronto has shrewdly stayed ahead of the curve, relying on playmakers rather than plowhorses.

Hill Valley McFlys 8/11
RB 3/4
WR 3/5
TE 2/2
The McFlys are traditionally depth specialists, and had this feature run earlier in the season, they'd likely have topped it. But after bundling to make upgrades and suffering some major injuries (Notably, Reggie Wayne's season ender) Hill Valley finds its coffers a little lighter than usual. If Arian Foster and Ray Rice can get healthy and back to the production they've churned out over the last few years, RB Darren Sproles (thus far a model of health) might be dangled to restock the WR corps, which jettisoned Hakeem Nicks just before Wayne's injury.

Silver City FC 8/9
RB 2/3
WR 5/5
TE 1/1
The Football Club from Silver City has an efficient model; Their recent waiver claim of emergent TE Jordan Reed was timely, as they lost JerMichael Finley for the year. Their modicum of WR options are serviceable, but with only mediocre upside; They'd do well to bundle their depth in an attempt to get a bankable asset on the edges. RB LeSean McCoy has pulled a lot of double duty, covering for their lack of a definitive RB2 to date... Stevan Ridley's value is in the trash, but if he can rebound, it would go a long way for the purple team.

Orgrimmar Horde 7/12
RB 2/3
WR 4/6
TE 1/3
The Horde have taken some lumps lately, but are uniquely equipped to manage for their biggest loss; WR Randall Cobb is on IR, but aims to return for the LFL playoffs. With his roster spot available, and with Orgrimmar atop the standings at 6-1, they don't need to overreact. RB MoJo-Drew hasn't been able to conjure much success- if they can turn his name brand into an appreciating but under appreciated RB, they'll turn a profit. Their league high three TE set is likely a one week anomaly- starter Antonio Gates and veritable backup and flew option Coby Fleener are both on bye, Jermaine Gresham but an interloper.

Flint Aristocrats 7/12
RB 4/7
WR 2/4
TE 1/1
The Aristocrats have made quietly amassed the most RB depth in the league. RBs Zac Stacy, Trent Richardson, and Lamar Miller are not All-Larkspur candidates, but they are steadfast producers, weekly cornerstones for the fledgling franchise. The Aristocrats cashed in their waiver claim for Doug "Dont Call Me Muscle Hamster" Martin, who has vowed to return in week ten from a torn labrum. Piled on to the back end are Ben Tate and Mike Tolbert, both role players with guaranteed touches, and RB Shane Vereen, soon to return from the IR. Flint has positioned itself to make a big gain in the trade market- look for them to address their hole at the flex.

California Swag 6/10
RB 1/3
WR 4/5
TE 1/2
The Swag are in the unenviable position of not having a single dependable RB- Top pick Steven Jackson is finally returning after a month on the shelf recuperating, while RBs Chris Ivory and Bilal Powell have ceded carries to each other week to week, without warning. The return of the Gronk gives them a game breaker, while Pierre Garcon flirts with bonafide WR1 status, but their other pieces have Las Vegas vibe to them- a gamble every time. A better gamble might be a blockbuster- putting Gronk and Garcon together in a 5 for 5 firesale, and getting back a new lineup of better complements for QB Drew Brees.

Oakwood Drivers 6/10
RB 3/3
WR 3/6
TE 0/1
The Drivers are not a great team, in fact they are probably pretty bad- they have the least total points, after all. But they have also been addled by bad luck, and could very easily be 3-4 right now. They have the pieces to put together a competitive lineup every week, and don't need to drastically restructure their build to get some wins, they just need some good fortune.

Chicago BiPolarBears 6/8
RB 1/3
WR 4/4
TE 1/1
With the smallest arsenal of offensive firepower in the league, Chicago has to count on all of it's big guns to make shots that count. TE Jimmy Graham's injury is a big blow to their contention- the team is built to exploit his advantage over the competition. These next three weeks (8/9/10) will be a very bumpy ride for the BPBs, with bye weeks riddling their skeleton crew to absolutely bare bones. The RB position has been the team's achilles heel all year; Finding an improvement in the backfield has to be their priority.

Levee G-Men 5/12
RB 3/5
WR 2/5
TE 0/2
The G-Men have the most 'less useful' players rostered- seven of them. At 3-4, they have stayed afloat on the strength of their dual WR1s, Andre Johnson and Demaryius Thomas, and steady play from RB Frank Gore and QB Tony Romo; Everyone else is a wash. They might be keen to try and move RB CJ Spiller for a more dependable asset- and they should be on the lookout for a TE, as they've been a black hole at the spot.

Atlanta Rage 5/11
RB 2/3
WR 2/7
TE 1/1
Drinking the Falcohol has been tough this year, as the Rage bumbled to a 2-5 record. Their lineup should be much better in the second half if the oft mentioned, rarely active WRs Percy Harvin and Roddy White return with avengeance. Marshawn Lynch and Gio Bernard are a solid duo in the backfield, and TE Tony Gonzalez is a steady presence, but as it has been all year, it is up to Atlanta to make something of its Receiving Corps if it is going to write itself a Cinderella story.

Pawnee PJers 5/10
RB 1/4
WR 3/5
TE 1/1
No team has done more with less than the PJers, who have taken castoffs and turned them into contenders; But it is tough to capture lightning in a bottle every week, and with half of the skill players on the roster mere role players, Pawnee is struggling to find a consistent touch. Perhaps RB David Wilson might be bundled with another RB3 (McGahee or Hillis) for a RB2 to complement Alfred Morris. If Harry Douglas can sustain the role he inherited last week, and play complement to Victor Cruz and TE Julian Thomas, the Joneses could be keeping up with the playoff pace.

Bristol Executioners 5/9
RB 2/4
WR 3/4
TE 0/1
The Executioners have been up and down this season- a big part of their down has been their QB Tom Brady, but we're not talking about quarterbacks. A big part of their up has been Jamaal Charles, who might be the LFL's most valuable player at this point in the season. Unfortunately, his prowess has not rubbed off on his comrades; Larry Fitzgerald and Marques Colston have underachieved severely, while DeMarco Murray went and got himself (shocker!) hurt. Mike James and Danny Amendola are the reinforcements, and through rose colored glasses, the assembled lineup has championship potential. At 2-5, they need to kick it into high gear right away, because the other pieces are not going to fit the bill; PS. There is no legitimate and healthy TE on this team right now.

Trade Review: New Record (Yawn)

Trade Twenty: Flint/Pawnee

The new Larkspur Bowl record for trades in a season is made with a last man on the bench exchange between the Aristocrats and the PJers (Wtf is a Pacey Joner?) with WR Lance Moore going to Pawnee for RB Mike Tolbert. Moore has been out injured for three weeks, after three minimally productive weeks. He will slot in immediately as an emergency flex play for Pawnee. Tolbert has had three productive weeks in a row, with last night being the third, rendering him ineligible for week eight. A third down back with a goal line role, he is added depth at the most premium position for a well stocked Flint team.

Flint acquires RB Mike Tolbert




Pawnee acquires WR Lance Moore

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Trade Review: Pain and Gain

Trade Nineteen: Chicago/Bristol

With Jay Cutler out for at least a month (torn groin, ouch) Chicago had to head to the bargain bin for a new game manager; They found their solution in QB Alex Smith, who had been reasonably steady in relief of QB Tom Brady for Bristol this year. They pay a big price in mercurial WR Danny Amendola- no one can deny the talent or setup, but his litany of health woes have made him a difficult asset to gauge. This was a low risk, high reward play for Bristol, while Chicago had several options that might have given similar output for cheap- but da Bears got a QB they are comfortable with while moving from a position of strength. Chicago originally acquired Amendola from Atlanta on August 26th with LB Clay Matthews (Out - Injury) and S William Moore for TE Tony Gonzalez, LB Luke Kuechly, WR Percy Harvin, and S Dashon Goldson.

Chicago receives QB Alex Smith




Bristol receives WR Danny Amendola




With this trade, we've equaled last year's total; Every trade from here on out will set our league's record. Ever team has contributed at least one move to this total; The number of trades each team has been involved in:
Phoenix: 6
Hill Valley: 5
Atlanta: 4
Oakwood: 4
Pawnee: 4
Chicago: 3
Toronto: 3
Teamville/Flint: 2
Orgrimmar: 2
New York: 1
Levee: 1
California: 1
Silver City: 1
Bristol: 1

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Trade Review: Do it Again

Trade Eighteen: Toronto/Atlanta
Two teams trending in opposite directions both addressed needs with this one. Toronto is 5-2, with the fourth most points in the league. They are in playoff position now, and should be strong contenders down the stretch- but they just lost first round pick Doug "Muscle Hamster" Martin for the season, and find themselves relying on diminutive scatbacks Reggie Bush and Andre Ellington... and now, enter Danny Woodhead, of the same ilk. Only Bush carries the mantle of 'feature back' but the lack of workhorse status doesn't hurt their production, as all three have carved out sizable roles in their offenses; It's a smart play by the thrifty and efficient LTP team that has avoided overpaying for brand names. Atlanta, 2-5 (and just five points better than cellar dweller Oakwood) gets Terrence Williams in return, a blooming WR who was part of the shuffle up north; In Atlanta he's a starter right away, and when (if?) Roddy White and Percy Harvin get healthy, he should remain in the flex discussion week to week for the Rage.

This is the second time these two teams have hooked up for a mid level, need based trade, having exchanged TE Martellus Bennett and WR Tavon Austin on 9/30; Woodhead was moved earlier in the season, coming to Atlanta with Matt Ryan on August 25th after being drafted by Oakwood.

Toronto receives RB Danny Woodhead




Atlanta receives WR Terrence Williams


Week Seven Results


OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK
Week Seven: WR Calvin Johnson, Phoenix Uprising (34.00)
9 Receptions .5 4.50
155 Reception Yards 0.1 15.50
BONUS: Reception Yards > 100 1.00
BONUS: Reception Yards > 150 1.00
2 Reception Touchdowns 6 12.00


DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK
Week Seven: LB DeMeco Ryans, Orgrimmar Horde (23.30)
7 Tackle Solo 1 7.00
2 Tackle Assist 0.5 1.00
1.0 Sack 2 2.00
1 Interception 6 6.00
1 Pass Defended 3 3.00
1 Tackles for Loss 2.5 2.50
36 TO Return Yards 0.05 1.80

Monday, October 21, 2013

Monday Afternoon Quarterback: Week Seven

Too Close to Call:

Chicago 173.85 vs New York 162.77
The Grimes Family Bowl champion will be crowned tonight: Yahoo! gives New York a 49% chance of winning, based solely on the pass rushing exploits of Jared Allen. If he scores 12 points, the Finest win the matchup, and win the GFB outright, Pops defeating both of his sons, and scrounging his way closer to a .500 record at 3-4. If Allen fails to disrupt the passing game, Chicago goes to 5-2, and the GFB ends in a 1-1 three way split, and goes to total points in familial matchups... where Papa Grimes will still be GFB champion; As it stands, Steven has 337.53 and Kevin has 329.34, both paling to their father's current score of 341.23. UNLESS two family memebers meet up in the playoffs, where the victor would claim the trophy, based on the totally arbitrary rule set I am making RIGHT NOW.

Silver City 157.34 vs Pawnee 129.62
Silver City made some tactical errors this week, failing to field a kicker or third linebacker, allowing Pawnee a 46% chance of overtaking them on Monday Night; WR Victor Cruz and RB Peyton Hillis are the keys to the PJers hopes to chug their winning streak on to four in a row. If both have big days, the teams will enter the second half of the season with identical 4-3 records. If SCFC can outlast Pawnee's eleventh hour onslaught, they will move to 5-2, certified playoff pace.

Hill Valley 163.95 vs Oakwood 125.40
These two teams engaged in a trade this week, which obviously informs their matchup's context. Arian Foster joined the McFlys and did little against his former comrades, before exiting early with an injury. Wesley Woodyard was inactive for the Drivers (I DON'T KNOW WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT HE WOULD BE LESS THAN USEFUL!?) leaving them man down in an important matchup, basically nullifying the advantage gained from Foster. Fred Jackson posted a 15.50, maintaining his steady presence while swapping sidelines. It comes down to K Blair Walsh and the final implement from this week's trade, WR Hakeem Nicks to score an Oakwood upset; The two have only a 10% chance of totaling the requisite 39 points tonight, but if they can they will add insult to injury, as the McFlys mourn the loss of WR Reggie Wayne.

BEST PLAY: WR Jarrett Boykin, Toronto (21.30 pts)
A few weeks ago I may have erred, when I didn't award Terrence Williams the Best Play ball, after he scored 27.3; He didn't get the award, as Toronto's bench was full of bye week players, and as such, he was started via necessity rather than by decision. Consider this vindication: Since getting two of the first three worst bench awards for their WR juggling, Toronto has maximized their talent, making ballsy starts, exploiting matchups and getting major pay off. Props to you, Les Tres Petites. Imagine if you had played Roy Helu and Terrence Williams too? This section would explode.

WORST BENCH: WR Jeremy Kerley, Levee (19.70 pts)
To be fair, personally, I would have never in a million years started Kerley. But for the G-Men, their flex choices came down to Kris Durham, Ryan Broyles, or Jeremy Kerley, and when framing that trifecta, perhaps you have to second guess. Kerley had himself a day, and had he been in the lineup, Levee would be holding on to a slim lead over the number one ranked Horde. Alas! Also, this should totally go to Silver City for fielding 13 players, but at least he didn't have productive alternates on his roster, like Orgrimmar last week.

The Walking Dead

This week was especially cruel for injuries. As we say goodbye to our dearly departed on Injured Reserve, let us take a moment to remember the good times... Now they are gone, and all we are left with are those memories, and an empty roster spot... or are they designated to return?

Reggie Wayne, Hill Valley (Week 7)
Torn ACL: Out for Season

Doug Martin, Toronto (Week 7)
Torn labrum? Sounds bad...

Jay Cutler, Chicago (Week 7)
Torn Groin: Out 4-6 Weeks.
Lance Briggs, Chicago (Week 7)
Fractured Shoulder: Out six weeks.
JerMichael Finley, Silver City (Week 7)
In intensive care, scary situation.

Julio Jones, New York (Week 6)
Torn ACL: Out for Season

Randall Cobb, Orgrimmar (Week 6)
Fractured Fibula: Designated to Return!
Ahmad Bradshaw, Pawnee (Week 4)
Neck Injury: Out for Season

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Power Rankings: Week Six

Week seven marks the season's halfway point; Verily, it is upon us.

We've seen injuries and emergence play a big role in the standings to date, as well as a boatload of roster turnover: We've combined to make 300 wire transactions, as well as seventeen trades- just two short of last year's record number, with twenty eight days left until the November 15th deadline. We've seen gambles pay off and fortunes faded, but there is still plenty of football left. Phoenix ran the table in the back six last year to turn a 2-5 start into an 8-5 finish. No one can be counted out just yet; This week's round of power rankings will focus on a player, or players, that will predicate their team's finish. Call it the X-factor if you want, but I'm not going to.

1.1 Orgrimmar 5-1-0 1069.57 951.75 L-1
-The Horde are no longer perfect, but they're still tops in the standings and in the power rankings. However, concern has to be creeping into their collective hive mind: Randall Cobb is on the IR, Maurice Jones-Drew is the 31st ranked RB and has yet to go on bye, and QB Colin Kaepernick has fallen dramatically back to earth since week one; Orgrimmar's hot start happened despite their QB struggles, if they are going to maintain pole position in the second half, they'll need Kaep to step up.
2.2 Toronto 4-2-0 1064.42 947.61 W-1
-Les Tres Petites are right on the cusp, licking Orgrimmar's heels in the power rankings after being the first to tarnish their record. This is a team without any obvious weakness in its starting lineup- this week should be a good test of their wherewithal, as their top seven offensive players have no prime matchups to exploit. Their WR carousel continues to roll, with six startable wideouts currently wearing Toronto's Cardinal and Silver; If Doug Martin kicks it into gear, look out.
3.3 Chicago 4-2-0 1038.56 846.07 W-1
-Da Bears got back on track this week, blowing out an up and down Silver City squad despite a goose egg from their MVP, Jimmy Graham. More worrisome is his health, which is very much in the air- this team has thrived due to the mismatches they exploit on the ends- Graham, Welker, and Marshall are an uncoverable trio, but they need all three to make up for their weak running backs. If Graham cannot recover during his well placed bye this week, Chicago will look far less potent going forward- and things will get tougher, as they've had the easiest schedule to date.
4.4 Phoenix 4-2-0 1014.64 944.33 W-1
-The Uprising breathe a sigh of relief after gutting out a win over Oakwood by MNF: Monday Night Fractions. They're the fourth team in four digits through six weeks, and look to have three startable RBs and four startable WRs to their cover byes and overcome injuries. However, the best laid plans can always go awry- Calvin Johnson's uncertain health might be the first thread to come loose.
5.5 SilverCity 4-2-0 989.71 965.68 L-1
-FC is as up and down as a team can be, scoring 153, 175, 193, and 240 (!) in its victories, but 128 and 97 (!!) in its defeats. A lot of that variance can be attributed directly to the team's WRs, who have all been of the boom or bust variety- Steve Smith, Alshon Jeffrey, Stevie Johnson, and Brian Hartline have all had single digit point totals at least three times- Emmanuel Sanders only twice, with two ten point efforts. It's a weekly game of slots, and when they don't line up cherries, the team is at a stark disadvantage, regardless of Peyton Manning.
6.10 New York 2-4-0 987.85 1048.14 L-1
-The Finest have faced the league's toughest onslaught this year, which has pinned them down to a 2-4 record despite a very competitive showing. After losing Julio Jones for the year, the team dealt its other stud WR, AJ Green, and laid its eggs in RG3's basket. If the young QB can recapture last year's highlight reel magic, New York has an opportunity to right the ship quickly and rumble back to the playoffs.
7.6 Pawnee 3-3-0 973.70 954.05 W-3
-The PJers are the hottest team in the LFL if you had not noticed; Their once ripe RB situation has soured, but they've shored it up again for the moment, and have done what they can to supplement Victor Crus and Julius Thomas, despite injuries. Their LBs put up solid tackle numbers along with a penchant for big time playmaking, and S Da'Norris Searcy has been dynamite. Also, Pete would like everyone to know that Matt Prater has been the best kicker in the NFL through six weeks, his 34 PATs trouncing the competition. I don't know how to project this team; I guess I can only say, that's why they play the game.
8.7 Hill Valley 3-3-0 959.01 1010.06 W-1
-The McFlys have faced adversity and had some bad luck, but they have battled back to .500 and have set themselves up for a big time second half. Upside runs deep on this team, and while everyone is healthy and off bye, their roster will have one or two players on the bench that would start for all thirteen other teams in a given week. Rest assured, that wealth will be turned into more front line talent, as the McFlys round into form. Josh Gordon and Justin Blackmon are the keys- if they maintain their early returns, this team is a juggernaut, bitch.
9.11 Bristol 2-4-0 904.11 966.94 L-3
-The Executioners have dropped three straight, their WRs letting them down in a big way. Larry Fitzgerald has been hobbled, Marques Colston has been nearly invisible, and recent departures Marlon Brown and Austin Pettis regressed after productive weeks. Tom Brady has not been able to play savior, and DeMarco Murray went down injured, leaving Jamaal Charles the only playmaker left. Obviously, he cannot produce on his own- If the team can grit it out and end the skid, their players are likely to return to form down the stretch. If not, they may look to shake things up and make some power moves.
10.8 Flint 3-3-0 891.48 919.77 W-1
-The Aristocrats inherit a team rich in talent, with above average starters at every offensive position. With some TLC and a few choice supplementary moves, this team is in position to make a run through the bulk of bye season. It will be interesting to see how the new regime puts their own stamp on the second half of the season: Do they move some of their talent, to hand select their own guys? Beyond Dez Bryant, there's no obvious MC Hammer candidates.
11.9 Levee 3-3-0 845.04 878.84 W-1
-The G-Men have had the second easiest slate of games to date, but have been unable to gain any traction with them. They've made a lot of reactive moves, but have been unable to be proactive, failing to pick up or trade for players prior to their breakout. While their bench is mostly spare parts, their starting lineup is strong, and their defensive players are consistent. This is a solid team that will probably finish a game above or below .500: Which way they break banks on the health of elder statesmen Frank Gore and Andre Johnson.
12.12 California 2-4-0 828.59 964.17 L-1
-The Swag are likely to be haunted by their early season trade with the McFlys, where they gave up burgeoning WRs Vincent Jackson and Josh Gordon for boom-bust enigma Mike Wallace and RB16 Bilal Powell. It's one of those trades that you rethink the moment it goes through, and then afterwards you spend every week thinking 'What if?" They retain QB1 Drew Brees, WR1 Pierre Garcon, and should (finally) have TE1 Rob Gronkowski. If they can move past their early season regrets (and figure out a RB2 solution) the defending champs cannot be counted out in 2013; Going 5-2 in the second half would likely makes them a scary bottom seed in the playoffs... again.
13.13 Atlanta 2-4-0 825.44 903.38 L-1
-The Rage have been bitten by Roddy White, who has not been productive once this season, and is out injured coming out of the bye week. If hypothetically, he and Percy Harvin come back full strength in the near immediate future, the team's biggest weakness might become its biggest strength. If that takes too long, the season might slip through their fingers- another three losses, and their playoff hopes are toast. If they were to say, bundle Lynch and Harvin together, they might be able to get a WR1, WR2, and RB2 from a resourceful team and reshape their identity. The team's fate hinges on whether it holds or sells.
14.14 Oakwood 1-5-0 812.91 904.24 L-1
-The Drivers can only afford one more loss if they want to nurse pitch black horse playoff aspirations; They've made some wholesale changes to pad out their team's lineup with respectable names. It's a long shot, but it was always going to be when the second and third RBs (Michael Turner and Mikel LeShoure) they drafted still don't have 1.0 fantasy points between them, and the fourth and fifth RBs they drafted (Danny Woodhead and Willis McGahee) didn't start scoring until they left Oakwood. Of Oakwood's top ten picks, only four are still with the team, only two are starting, and one of those is the kicker. Congratulations Eric Decker, team MVP.

Yahoo!'s projections going forward factor in the current optimum lineup going forward, as well as hashing out the matchups. They do not account for bye week fillers that are currently not rostered- which of course will have a major influence on how the next few weeks play out:

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Trade Reviews: Little Time & Big Time

Trade Sixteen: Orgrimmar/Pawnee
Orgrimmar has mastered the art of small transactions, eschewing the splashy blockbuster for smaller trades that address his team's needs. When the team needed a RB, they moved WR Greg Jennings to Phoenix for RB Willis McGahee. Now they deal off McGahee to Pawnee in exchange for WR Rueben Randle. With upside in a high volume offense, Randle has the big game upside to help replace WR Randle Cobb, placed on IR with a broken leg. Pawnee was in a desperate RB situation, and McGahee will slot right into the starting lineup as a respectable option.

Orgrimmar receives WR Rueben Randle




Pawnee receives RB Willis McGahee




Trade Seventeen: Hill Valley/Oakwood
In a long brewing exchange, the McFlys have snagged the Driver's first round pick, RB Arian Foster in a major coup. Oakwood started the season 1-5, (although they lost twice by only fractions of a point) and felt the need to reboot the team heading into the season's week 7 halfway point. They hope to right their flagging lineup with this panic move, adding WR Hakeem Nicks, RB Fred Jackson, and LB Wesley Woodyard. Nicks has underachieved, Jackson has overachieved, and Woodyard... must have hoodwinked Oakwood with his stellar projections, as he has almost no value going forward. If Fred Jackson can maintain his pace, and Hakeem Nicks can perform consistently, this move can potentially be a net gain for Oakwood, but it's an obvious win for Hill Valley right now.

Hill Valley receives RB Arian Foster





Oakwood receives WR Hakeem Nicks, RB Fred Jackson & LB Wes Woodyard

Flint Aristocrats

The Teamville Players were formally purchased by Ben Tishelman today, who in an unprecedented move, has moved the team to Flint and renamed them the Aristocrats. He inherits a 3-3 team that stands at the crossroads with the week 7 halfway point looming. The team made an immediate flurry of moves, overhauling their roster's underside, and making clear their intentions via the trading block.













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