The Cows' Last Stand

New York's Finest are on their way to the semifinals, defeating Ohio 224.83-188.08 to set up a matchup with the Pawnee Pride, who optimized their bye week by lining it up with paternity leave: Congratulations on your beautiful daughter Grace, Pete and Erica!

Meanwhile, the South Park Cows will need at least 52.24 points from Carson Wentz and Miles Sanders to push past the HCM Lead Farmers. The winner will see the #1 seeded, defending champion, Hill Valley McFlys in round two.

If all other results hold up, here's what the penultimate round of 2019 Larkspur Bowl Football will look like. The Grabbers and Rudy-Toos are in a battle for to push into the top four draft slots next year, while Binghamton would need 91.57 points from Dallas Goedert, Ronald Darby, and Jalen Mills to push past Savannah.