Following the Draft, Yahoo! awarded grades, with Phoenix scoring the top spot for the umpteenth time. They celebrated by immediately destroying the knee of second round pick JK Dobbins. JK MY ASS!
While the initial projections are unlikely to come to fruition, they do feature four teams that have been in one of the last two playoffs- but neither of our past two champions (XII: Jersey Crew or XI: Pawnee Pride) nor the only two teams to make both of the last two playoff brackets (Hill Valley and HCM City) so, there's that. It's a rosy prognostication for Savannah (last playoff was LBIX) and the yet to be renamed Mar-A-Lago franchise (last playoff was LBIII) and a dreadful one for the Carmel Rudy Tuesdays, who will almost assuredly not go 0-14. (If Oakwood never did, nobody ever will.)
For posterity, there's a rundown of the draft results below.
We have already seen some shifting rosters, although the trade market has been quiet thus far.
| South Park Cows | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (1) | Christian McCaffrey (Car - RB) |
| 2. | (28) | Clyde Edwards-Helaire (KC - RB) |
| 3. | (29) | Keenan Allen (LAC - WR) |
| 4. | (56) | Brandon Aiyuk (SF - WR) |
| 5. | (57) | Darius Leonard (Ind - LB) |
| 6. | (84) | T.J. Hockenson (Det - TE) |
| 7. | (85) | Tom Brady (TB - QB) |
| 8. | (112) | Fred Warner (SF - LB) |
| 9. | (113) | Darnell Mooney (Chi - WR) |
| 10. | (140) | Jaylen Waddle (Mia - WR) |
| 11. | (141) | Elijah Moore (NYJ - WR) |
| 12. | (168) | Gus Edwards (Bal - RB) |
| 13. | (169) | C.J. Mosley (NYJ - LB) |
| 14. | (196) | Michael Carter (NYJ - RB) |
| 15. | (197) | Minkah Fitzpatrick (Pit - S) |
| 16. | (224) | Harrison Smith (Min - S) |
| 17. | (225) | A.J. Terrell (Atl - CB) |
| 18. | (252) | Jalen Hurts (Phi - QB) |
| 19. | (253) | Gabriel Davis (Buf - WR) |
| 20. | (280) | Rashod Bateman (Bal - WR) |
| 21. | (281) | Sam Hubbard (Cin - DE) |
| 22. | (308) | Jaycee Horn (Car - CB) |
| 23. | (309) | Matt Gay (LAR - K) |
| Pawnee Pride | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (2) | Dalvin Cook (Min - RB) |
| 2. | (27) | Darren Waller (LV - TE) |
| 3. | (30) | Chris Carson (Sea - RB) |
| 4. | (55) | Kenny Golladay (NYG - WR) |
| 5. | (58) | DJ Moore (Car - WR) |
| 6. | (83) | Myles Gaskin (Mia - RB) |
| 7. | (86) | Michael Thomas (NO - WR) |
| 8. | (111) | Aaron Donald (LAR - DT) |
| 9. | (114) | AJ Dillon (GB - RB) |
| 10. | (139) | Trevor Lawrence (Jax - QB) |
| 11. | (142) | Phillip Lindsay (Hou - RB) |
| 12. | (167) | Henry Ruggs III (LV - WR) |
| 13. | (170) | Alexander Mattison (Min - RB) |
| 14. | (195) | Tyrell Williams (Det - WR) |
| 15. | (198) | Zaven Collins (Ari - LB) |
| 16. | (223) | Micah Parsons (Dal - LB) |
| 17. | (226) | A.J. Green (Ari - WR) |
| 18. | (251) | Austin Hooper (Cle - TE) |
| 19. | (254) | Darnell Savage (GB - S) |
| 20. | (279) | Shaquill Griffin (Jax - CB) |
| 21. | (282) | Chauncey Gardner-Johnson (NO - S) |
| 22. | (307) | Jamin Davis (Was - LB) |
| 23. | (310) | Bradley Chubb (Den - LB) |
| Tommy’s Boys | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (3) | Alvin Kamara (NO - RB) |
| 2. | (26) | Joe Mixon (Cin - RB) |
| 3. | (31) | George Kittle (SF - TE) |
| 4. | (54) | Tyler Boyd (Cin - WR) |
| 5. | (59) | JuJu Smith-Schuster (Pit - WR) |
| 6. | (82) | Jarvis Landry (Cle - WR) |
| 7. | (87) | Kirk Cousins (Min - QB) |
| 8. | (110) | Danielle Hunter (Min - DE) |
| 9. | (115) | Isaiah Simmons (Ari - LB) |
| 10. | (138) | Malcolm Butler (Ari - CB) |
| 11. | (143) | Jessie Bates III (Cin - S) |
| 12. | (166) | Jamison Crowder (NYJ - WR) |
| 13. | (171) | Shaquil Barrett (TB - LB) |
| 14. | (194) | Kevin Byard (Ten - S) |
| 15. | (199) | Matt Milano (Buf - LB) |
| 16. | (222) | Nyheim Hines (Ind - RB) |
| 17. | (227) | Donte Jackson (Car - CB) |
| 18. | (250) | Tyler Bass (Buf - K) |
| 19. | (255) | Gerald Everett (Sea - TE) |
| 20. | (278) | Ryan Fitzpatrick (Was - QB) |
| 21. | (283) | Jared Cook (LAC - TE) |
| 22. | (306) | Patrick Peterson (Min - CB) |
| 23. | (311) | Shaq Thompson (Car - LB) |
| Carmel RudyTuesdays | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (4) | Ezekiel Elliott (Dal - RB) |
| 2. | (25) | Chris Godwin (TB - WR) |
| 3. | (32) | James Robinson (Jax - RB) |
| 4. | (53) | Kyler Murray (Ari - QB) |
| 5. | (60) | Sterling Shepard (NYG - WR) |
| 6. | (81) | Antonio Brown (TB - WR) |
| 7. | (88) | Dallas Goedert (Phi - TE) |
| 8. | (109) | Michael Gallup (Dal - WR) |
| 9. | (116) | Jamal Adams (Sea - S) |
| 10. | (137) | Justin Tucker (Bal - K) |
| 11. | (144) | Tae Crowder (NYG - LB) |
| 12. | (165) | Brandon Wilson (Cin - S) |
| 13. | (172) | Isaiah Rodgers (Ind - CB) |
| 14. | (193) | Zeke Turner (Ari - LB) |
| 15. | (200) | Siran Neal (Buf - CB) |
| 16. | (221) | Elandon Roberts (Mia - LB) |
| 17. | (228) | Vita Vea (TB - DT) |
| 18. | (249) | Marlon Mack (Ind - RB) |
| 19. | (256) | Trey Lance (SF - QB) |
| 20. | (277) | Cole Kmet (Chi - TE) |
| 21. | (284) | Anthony Firkser (Ten - TE) |
| 22. | (305) | Ryan Succop (TB - K) |
| 23. | (312) | Trent Sherfield (SF - WR) |
| Mar-a-Lago Grabbers | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (5) | Nick Chubb (Cle - RB) |
| 2. | (24) | Mike Evans (TB - WR) |
| 3. | (33) | David Montgomery (Chi - RB) |
| 4. | (52) | Adam Thielen (Min - WR) |
| 5. | (61) | Russell Wilson (Sea - QB) |
| 6. | (80) | Chase Claypool (Pit - WR) |
| 7. | (89) | Ronald Jones II (TB - RB) |
| 8. | (108) | Robert Tonyan (GB - TE) |
| 9. | (117) | Mike Williams (LAC - WR) |
| 10. | (136) | Marquez Callaway (NO - WR) |
| 11. | (145) | Leonard Fournette (TB - RB) |
| 12. | (164) | Cole Holcomb (Was - LB) |
| 13. | (173) | Nick Bosa (SF - DE) |
| 14. | (192) | Chandler Jones (Ari - LB) |
| 15. | (201) | Marlon Humphrey (Bal - CB) |
| 16. | (220) | Nick Folk (NE - K) |
| 17. | (229) | Khari Willis (Ind - S) |
| 18. | (248) | Alex Singleton (Phi - LB) |
| 19. | (257) | Donovan Wilson (Dal - S) |
| 20. | (276) | John Brown (LV - WR) |
| 21. | (285) | Christian Kirk (Ari - WR) |
| 22. | (304) | Janoris Jenkins (Ten - CB) |
| 23. | (313) | Tua Tagovailoa (Mia - QB) |
| Deputy Van Halens | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (6) | Derrick Henry (Ten - RB) |
| 2. | (23) | Justin Jefferson (Min - WR) |
| 3. | (34) | Allen Robinson II (Chi - WR) |
| 4. | (51) | Diontae Johnson (Pit - WR) |
| 5. | (62) | D'Andre Swift (Det - RB) |
| 6. | (79) | Dak Prescott (Dal - QB) |
| 7. | (90) | Logan Thomas (Was - TE) |
| 8. | (107) | Trey Sermon (SF - RB) |
| 9. | (118) | Laviska Shenault Jr. (Jax - WR) |
| 10. | (135) | Derwin James Jr. (LAC - S) |
| 11. | (146) | Antoine Winfield Jr. (TB - S) |
| 12. | (163) | Brian Burns (Car - LB,DE) |
| 13. | (174) | Jason Pierre-Paul (TB - LB) |
| 14. | (191) | Cameron Jordan (NO - DE) |
| 15. | (202) | Nico Collins (Hou - WR) |
| 16. | (219) | Za'Darius Smith (GB - LB) |
| 17. | (230) | Rondale Moore (Ari - WR) |
| 18. | (247) | Randall Cobb (GB - WR) |
| 19. | (258) | Tarik Cohen (Chi - RB) |
| 20. | (275) | Jaire Alexander (GB - CB) |
| 21. | (286) | Jalen Ramsey (LAR - CB) |
| 22. | (303) | Qadree Ollison (Atl - RB) |
| 23. | (314) | Daniel Carlson (LV - K) |
| Phoenix Uprising | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (7) | Travis Kelce (KC - TE) |
| 2. | (22) | J.K. Dobbins (Bal - RB) |
| 3. | (35) | Terry McLaurin (Was - WR) |
| 4. | (50) | Corey Davis (NYJ - WR) |
| 5. | (63) | Devin White (TB - LB) |
| 6. | (78) | Brandin Cooks (Hou - WR) |
| 7. | (91) | Budda Baker (Ari - S) |
| 8. | (106) | Chase Edmonds (Ari - RB) |
| 9. | (119) | Devin Singletary (Buf - RB) |
| 10. | (134) | Michael Pittman Jr. (Ind - WR) |
| 11. | (147) | DeVante Parker (Mia - WR) |
| 12. | (162) | Sony Michel (LAR - RB) |
| 13. | (175) | Jalen Reagor (Phi - WR) |
| 14. | (190) | Ryan Tannehill (Ten - QB) |
| 15. | (203) | Jonathan Allen (Was - DT) |
| 16. | (218) | Kenneth Murray (LAC - LB) |
| 17. | (231) | Devin Bush (Pit - LB) |
| 18. | (246) | Sammy Watkins (Bal - WR) |
| 19. | (259) | Deshaun Watson (Hou - QB) |
| 20. | (274) | Johnathan Abram (LV - S) |
| 21. | (287) | Sean Murphy-Bunting (TB - CB) |
| 22. | (302) | Kyle Fuller (Den - CB) |
| 23. | (315) | Robbie Gould (SF - K) |
| Hill Valley McFlys | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (8) | Davante Adams (GB - WR) |
| 2. | (21) | A.J. Brown (Ten - WR) |
| 3. | (36) | CeeDee Lamb (Dal - WR) |
| 4. | (49) | Darrell Henderson Jr. (LAR - RB) |
| 5. | (64) | Miles Sanders (Phi - RB) |
| 6. | (77) | Justin Herbert (LAC - QB) |
| 7. | (92) | Kareem Hunt (Cle - RB) |
| 8. | (105) | Will Fuller V (Mia - WR) |
| 9. | (120) | Joe Schobert (Pit - LB) |
| 10. | (133) | Javonte Williams (Den - RB) |
| 11. | (148) | Jonnu Smith (NE - TE) |
| 12. | (161) | Eric Kendricks (Min - LB) |
| 13. | (176) | Jayon Brown (Ten - LB) |
| 14. | (189) | Younghoe Koo (Atl - K) |
| 15. | (204) | John Johnson III (Cle - S) |
| 16. | (217) | Emmanuel Sanders (Buf - WR) |
| 17. | (232) | Jevon Holland (Mia - S) |
| 18. | (245) | Montez Sweat (Was - DE) |
| 19. | (260) | David Johnson (Hou - RB) |
| 20. | (273) | James White (NE - RB) |
| 21. | (288) | D.J. Reed Jr. (Sea - CB) |
| 22. | (301) | Adam Trautman (NO - TE) |
| 23. | (316) | Marshon Lattimore (NO - CB) |
| HoChiMinhLeadFarmers | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (9) | Aaron Jones (GB - RB) |
| 2. | (20) | Antonio Gibson (Was - RB) |
| 3. | (37) | Amari Cooper (Dal - WR) |
| 4. | (48) | Tyler Lockett (Sea - WR) |
| 5. | (65) | Jerry Jeudy (Den - WR) |
| 6. | (76) | Robby Anderson (Car - WR) |
| 7. | (93) | DeVonta Smith (Phi - WR) |
| 8. | (104) | Noah Fant (Den - TE) |
| 9. | (121) | Curtis Samuel (Was - WR) |
| 10. | (132) | Mike Gesicki (Mia - TE) |
| 11. | (149) | Patrick Queen (Bal - LB) |
| 12. | (160) | Kenny Moore II (Ind - CB) |
| 13. | (177) | Justin Simmons (Den - S) |
| 14. | (188) | DeForest Buckner (Ind - DT) |
| 15. | (205) | Carlton Davis III (TB - CB) |
| 16. | (216) | Myles Jack (Jax - LB) |
| 17. | (233) | Keanu Neal (Dal - LB) |
| 18. | (244) | Adrian Amos (GB - S) |
| 19. | (261) | Derek Carr (LV - QB) |
| 20. | (272) | Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) |
| 21. | (289) | Rhamondre Stevenson (NE - RB) |
| 22. | (300) | Joshua Palmer (LAC - WR) |
| 23. | (317) | Jason Myers (Sea - K) |
| NJ Sanitation Crew | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (10) | Saquon Barkley (NYG - RB) |
| 2. | (19) | DK Metcalf (Sea - WR) |
| 3. | (38) | Josh Jacobs (LV - RB) |
| 4. | (47) | Mark Andrews (Bal - TE) |
| 5. | (66) | Deebo Samuel (SF - WR) |
| 6. | (75) | Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB) |
| 7. | (94) | Raheem Mostert (SF - RB) |
| 8. | (103) | Nelson Agholor (NE - WR) |
| 9. | (122) | Khalil Mack (Chi - LB) |
| 10. | (131) | Mecole Hardman (KC - WR) |
| 11. | (150) | Tremaine Edmunds (Buf - LB) |
| 12. | (159) | Joey Bosa (LAC - DE) |
| 13. | (178) | Marquise Brown (Bal - WR) |
| 14. | (187) | Harrison Butker (KC - K) |
| 15. | (206) | Cory Littleton (LV - LB) |
| 16. | (215) | Xavien Howard (Mia - CB) |
| 17. | (234) | Darius Slayton (NYG - WR) |
| 18. | (243) | Joe Haden (Pit - CB) |
| 19. | (262) | Devontae Booker (NYG - RB) |
| 20. | (271) | Shawn Williams (Ari - S) |
| 21. | (290) | Zach Wilson (NYJ - QB) |
| 22. | (299) | Giovani Bernard (TB - RB) |
| 23. | (318) | Tyrann Mathieu (KC - S) |
| Manitoba Moosecrew | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (11) | Tyreek Hill (KC - WR) |
| 2. | (18) | Najee Harris (Pit - RB) |
| 3. | (39) | Cooper Kupp (LAR - WR) |
| 4. | (46) | Damien Harris (NE - RB) |
| 5. | (67) | Ja'Marr Chase (Cin - WR) |
| 6. | (74) | T.J. Watt (Pit - LB) |
| 7. | (95) | Courtland Sutton (Den - WR) |
| 8. | (102) | Matthew Stafford (LAR - QB) |
| 9. | (123) | Lavonte David (TB - LB) |
| 10. | (130) | Jakobi Meyers (NE - WR) |
| 11. | (151) | Rob Gronkowski (TB - TE) |
| 12. | (158) | Hunter Henry (NE - TE) |
| 13. | (179) | Demario Davis (NO - LB) |
| 14. | (186) | Zack Moss (Buf - RB) |
| 15. | (207) | Joe Burrow (Cin - QB) |
| 16. | (214) | Landon Collins (Was - S) |
| 17. | (235) | Cole Beasley (Buf - WR) |
| 18. | (242) | Denzel Ward (Cle - CB) |
| 19. | (263) | Quinnen Williams (NYJ - DT) |
| 20. | (270) | Mark Ingram II (Hou - RB) |
| 21. | (291) | Rodrigo Blankenship (Ind - K) |
| 22. | (298) | Mike Hilton (Cin - CB) |
| 23. | (319) | Marcus Maye (NYJ - S) |
| Binghamton Snipers | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (12) | Calvin Ridley (Atl - WR) |
| 2. | (17) | Austin Ekeler (LAC - RB) |
| 3. | (40) | Robert Woods (LAR - WR) |
| 4. | (45) | Lamar Jackson (Bal - QB) |
| 5. | (68) | Mike Davis (Atl - RB) |
| 6. | (73) | Roquan Smith (Chi - LB) |
| 7. | (96) | DJ Chark Jr. (Jax - WR) |
| 8. | (101) | Bobby Wagner (Sea - LB) |
| 9. | (124) | Tyler Higbee (LAR - TE) |
| 10. | (129) | Eric Wilson (Phi - LB) |
| 11. | (152) | Chase Young (Was - DE) |
| 12. | (157) | Foye Oluokun (Atl - LB) |
| 13. | (180) | T.Y. Hilton (Ind - WR) |
| 14. | (185) | Vonn Bell (Cin - S) |
| 15. | (208) | Jabrill Peppers (NYG - S) |
| 16. | (213) | Trevon Diggs (Dal - CB) |
| 17. | (236) | Evan Engram (NYG - TE) |
| 18. | (241) | James Bradberry (NYG - CB) |
| 19. | (264) | Taylor Rapp (LAR - S) |
| 20. | (269) | Jason Sanders (Mia - K) |
| 21. | (292) | J.D. McKissic (Was - RB) |
| 22. | (297) | Marquez Valdes-Scantling (GB - WR) |
| 23. | (320) | Adam Humphries (Was - WR) |
| South Philly Rum Ham | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (13) | Jonathan Taylor (Ind - RB) |
| 2. | (16) | Stefon Diggs (Buf - WR) |
| 3. | (41) | Julio Jones (Ten - WR) |
| 4. | (44) | Kyle Pitts (Atl - TE) |
| 5. | (69) | Tee Higgins (Cin - WR) |
| 6. | (72) | Melvin Gordon III (Den - RB) |
| 7. | (97) | Marvin Jones Jr. (Jax - WR) |
| 8. | (100) | Russell Gage (Atl - WR) |
| 9. | (125) | Matt Ryan (Atl - QB) |
| 10. | (128) | Deion Jones (Atl - LB) |
| 11. | (153) | J.J. Watt (Ari - DE) |
| 12. | (156) | Jordan Hicks (Ari - LB) |
| 13. | (181) | Neville Hewitt (Hou - LB) |
| 14. | (184) | Malcolm Jenkins (NO - S) |
| 15. | (209) | Troy Hill (Cle - CB) |
| 16. | (212) | Daniel Sorensen (KC - S) |
| 17. | (237) | Taron Johnson (Buf - CB) |
| 18. | (240) | Greg Zuerlein (Dal - K) |
| 19. | (265) | Tony Pollard (Dal - RB) |
| 20. | (268) | Baker Mayfield (Cle - QB) |
| 21. | (293) | Blake Jarwin (Dal - TE) |
| 22. | (296) | Bryan Edwards (LV - WR) |
| 23. | (321) | Wil Lutz (NO - K) |
| Savannah Petes | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (14) | DeAndre Hopkins (Ari - WR) |
| 2. | (15) | Patrick Mahomes (KC - QB) |
| 3. | (42) | Odell Beckham Jr. (Cle - WR) |
| 4. | (43) | Josh Allen (Buf - QB) |
| 5. | (70) | Zach Cunningham (Hou - LB) |
| 6. | (71) | Blake Martinez (NYG - LB) |
| 7. | (98) | Jordan Poyer (Buf - S) |
| 8. | (99) | Jaylon Smith (Dal - LB) |
| 9. | (126) | Myles Garrett (Cle - DE) |
| 10. | (127) | Jeremy Chinn (Car - S) |
| 11. | (154) | James Conner (Ari - RB) |
| 12. | (155) | Jamaal Williams (Det - RB) |
| 13. | (182) | Irv Smith Jr. (Min - TE) |
| 14. | (183) | Kenyan Drake (LV - RB) |
| 15. | (210) | Logan Ryan (NYG - CB) |
| 16. | (211) | Tre'Davious White (Buf - CB) |
| 17. | (238) | Amon-Ra St. Brown (Det - WR) |
| 18. | (239) | Terrace Marshall Jr. (Car - WR) |
| 19. | (266) | Parris Campbell (Ind - WR) |
| 20. | (267) | Tevin Coleman (NYJ - RB) |
| 21. | (294) | Graham Gano (NYG - K) |
| 22. | (295) | Tre'Quan Smith (NO - WR) |
| 23. | (322) | Kadarius Toney (NYG - WR) |
The season kicks off Thursday Night- we'll see a season preview before that!
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