VIII: Week Two Results

No weekly points records were broken this week, though several team projections flirted with it through Sunday. As the years have passed point totals have increased through various scoring tweaks and roster augmentations. It used to be that 200 points was a great week; now anything less is hardly enough to win. No team has ever broken 254 points- all three of the league's top scores were halted decimals past 253. The next couple weeks may be a team's best chance to top it, as injuries have yet to reach epidemic levels, and bye weeks have not yet set it.

Pretty quiet on the trade front thus far, but the needs are just starting to arise.

Week 2 Matchups

• Phoenix Uprising214.34Pawnee Pride197.97
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• Deputy Van Halens230.22Les Tres Petites202.04
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• Revis Islanders207.86New York's Finest165.42
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• OAKWOOD DRIVER233.04Malibu Deadbeats240.75
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• Hill Valley McFlys160.42Manitoba Moosecrew167.72
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• Savannah Petes201.96HoChiMinhLeadFarmers223.49
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• South Park Cows202.26Saskatoon Sasquatch243.64
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STRAY THOUGHT WK 2 POWER RANKINGS:

1. 243 SAS: Preseason hype train still on track; Matty Ice 21st qb drafted, 1st in points through two.
2. 240 MDB: Travis Benjamin was #24 WR last year, suddenly primed to be even better.
3. 233 OAK: Of course Oakwood's best ever performance is a loss; Bonus All Day heartbreak!
4. 230 DVH: Week two is when Cole Beasley appears to not miss a beat replacing Keenan Allen.
5. 223 HCM: Wins its first Setpember Matchup since 09/08/2013. For real. Well rounded squad.
6. 214 PHX: When all seemed lost, Stefon Diggs transformed into Antonio Brown.
7. 207 ISL: Why does everyone always think Forte is dead? He's a slasher villain. He never dies.
8. 202 SPC: Defending champs drop to 0-2, still might be a week away from having a real RB.
9. 202 LTP: Hasn't made a roster move yet, but in all honesty, hasn't really needed to.
10. 201 SAV: The team went TE in round one and has zero points from TEs through two weeks.
11. 197 PAW: When all seemed lost, Jeremy Langford remained Jeremy Langford.
12. 167 MMC: Opponents have only managed 332 points in two games; MC capitalize both times.
13. 165 NYF: Quick finger math deduces that there were about 60 points left on the bench. D'oh!
14. 160 HVM: Jameis falls hard, Woodhead falls harder. Best options left sitting on the bench.

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