Semifinals: TWO-MINUTE DRILL

Neither matchup has been decided yet, as each game comes down to the wire. If the current leads hold, both of the top seeds, 10-3 during the regular seasn, will be toppled one and done in the playoffs.

#1 Phoenix Uprising vs #5 Margaritaville Parrots
Live Projections: PHX 201.47 over MPH 190.88

In a thrilling game much closer than originally prognosticated, the Parrots have the lead, but the Uprising have the ball. M-Ville has turned in their score, an impressive 190.88; Now it comes down to Drew Brees and Mark Ingram to muster the thirty points they need to return to the championship game next week. All eyes will be on the duo, who have collaborated to surpass that threshold in six of the past seven weeks. The lone exception? Last week's dud.

#2 South Park Cows vs #3 New York's Finest
Live Projections: NYF 173.29 over SPC 135.29

Both teams have cards left to play, but New York has staked themselves a huge lead off the flop and heading into the river. Their fifty-four point lead will be supplemented by Marques Colston and Kenny Stills, while South Park will need monster performances from Matt Forte and Willie Young if they have a hope of riding their inaugural season all the way to the Larkspur Bowl. It's unlikely, but Yahoo still gives them a 7% chance of finding salvation tonight.