X: September Power Rankings

We're a month into the season! A month is made up of four weeks! Four weeks means four matchups! Four matchups means power rankings! A reminder that power rankings are simply teams in order of POINTS FOR. This year we'll also check in on a team's best offensive and defensive players over the past four weeks, along with their quarterback's numbers. (For this reason, O MVPs will only consider RBs, WRs, and TEs.) This first round will obviously be year to date scores, but future iterations should be more interesting.

Results for the New England and Indianapolis will not include Week 5.
Washington and Carolina had their bye week in week 4 and only have three games played.

  1. Deputy Van Halens (979.43) (3-1)
O MVP: RB Melvin Gordon - 103.90
D MVP: LB Darius Leonard - 110.00
QB: Kirk Cousins - 91.28

  2. South Park Cows (945.5) (3-1)
O MVP: RB Todd Gurley II - 112.50
D MVP: S Bradley McDougald - 72.95
QB: Drew Brees - 100.80

  3. New York's Finest (883.11) (2-2)
O MVP: WR Desean Jackson - 81.48
D MVP: DL Khalil Mack - 81.85
QB: Andy Dalton - 80.38

  4. Orgrimmar Horde (877.35) (3-1)
O MVP: RB Ezekiel Elliot - 94.60
D MVP: Cory Littleton - 67.85
QB: Cam Newton - 75.84

  5. Binghamton Snipers (847.14) (2-2)
O MVP: WR Cooper Kupp - 106.34
D MVP: CB Ronald Darby - 59.80
QB: Jared Goff - 106.34

  6. Hill Valley McFlys (837.81) (2-2)
O MVP: RB James Conner - 77.70
D MVP: CB Damarious Randall - 65.60
QB: Aaron Rodgers - 73.00

  7. Phoenix Uprising (818.52) (2-2)
O MVP: WR AJ Green - 71.80
D MVP: DL - Danielle Hunter - 57.50
QB: Andrew Luck - 72.04

  8. South Philly Rum Ham (811.99) (1-3)
O MVP: RB Alvin Kamara - 133.10
D MVP: DL JJ Watt - 69.00
QB: Matt Ryan - 106.44

  9. Manitoba Moosecrew (796.7) (3-1)
O MVP: WR Mike Evans - 85.90
D MVP: LB Jordan Hicks - 63.65
QB: Deshaun Watson - 77.44

  10. Mar-a-Lago Grabbers (793.75) (2-2)
O MVP: WR Juju Smith-Schuster 89.24
D MVP: S Ha'Sean Clinton-Dix - 52.25
QB: Philip Rivers - 89.24

  11. Pawnee Pride (787.06) (1-3)
O MVP: RB Saquon Barkley - 88.70
D MVP: S Derwin James - 75.20
QB: Patrick Mahomes - 118.30

  12. HoChiMinhLeadFarmers (787.01) (1-3)
O MVP: WR Michael Thomas - 85.40
D MVP: LB Fred Warner - 71.50
QB: Ben Roethlisberger - 85.26

  13. Savannah Petes (784.27) (1-3)
O MVP: WR Adam Thielen - 88.80
D MVP: LB Kiko Alonso - 70.05
QB: Tom Brady - 62.22

  14. Brew-tang Killa Beez (697.56) (2-2)
O MVP: WR Tyreek Hill - 87.03
D MVP: LB Von Miller - 55.50
QB: Ryan Fitspatrick - 101.94