LIX Conference

In the midst of the week one action, nine of the team's managers were able to convene for a friendly bit of patter, toasting Pete Allegretta's thirtieth birthday roast. Thirty years and Pete has still accomplished nothing of particular note other than being the loser in Larkspur Bowl VII.

He's a nice little man (who once drafted Kicker Nate Kaeding in the third round) and his Pawnee Pride are on pace to lead the league in points through week one, so perhaps he is aging like a fine wine. We'll see in four months!