X: Finals, Two Minute Drill

Barring a miraculous turn of events, the Hill Valley McFlys will clinch their second Larkspur Bowl Championship in the past three years on Christmas Eve. With nearly a fifty point lead and Courtland Sutton in play, the Pawnee Pride would need incredible games from rookies Bradley Chubb and DaeSean Hamilton to stage a late rally. It's not impossible, it's just improbable!

Elsewhere, the Phoenix Uprising blew the doors off the South Park Cows to clinch their ninth straight top three finish; Over that span they have won the Larkspur Bowl four times, lost it twice, and are now 3-0 in the bronze medal game when they have fallen in the semifinals. For the Cows, Todd Gurley's last moment deactivation could only have been more unsettling had it happened in the big game.

New York's Finest have toppled the Savannah Petes in the Consolation Bowl, and will have first choice of draft slots next Summer to kick off Larkspur Bowl XI. Meanwhile, the Lead Farmers and Killa Beez are adding some intrigue to a 9th place game that is typically dolorous: The teams are neck and neck with Von Miller leading Brewtang into battle against Phillip Lindsay and HCM City tomorrow night to close things out.