Petes, Meats, and Van Halens

Steven's Margaritaville Parrots have moved to Savannah and become 
the Savannah Petes

They are not to be confused with
Pete Persampieri (HCM CITY) 
or Pete Allegretta (PAWNEE)
Nor the ATLANTA RAGE, Georgia's last team, coached by Kevin Stabe until he moved them to SASKATOON. 
He is not me though- I'm a different Kevin! 
I run the Phoenix Uprising.

All totally different teams. None of those other teams I mentioned have won a championship, while I have won three. So the confusion is totally understandable- All those Petes and also that other Kevin, all striving to distinguish themselves from the bland, mediocre existence that has become all they have ever known. HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL IN 2015!!

Related:

The Indiana Turbanators moved and became 
the Deputy Van Halens:

The O-Town Massacre moved and became
the Mahopac Meat.