Wednesday, December 27, 2023

LBXV: Jersey Triumphs over Hill Valley

New Jersey secured their second title (having previously won LBXII) in just their fifth season, knocking off Hill Valley in a final that went down to the wire, and consequently, drawing even with the McFlys at two titles. A late Zay Flowers touchdown put the McFlys up in the waning moments, but Deebo Samuel was able to eke out just enough to secure the victory, cementing Breece Hall as the game's MVP.


While Brock Purdy struggled a bit in the final, he was a major contributor to a New Jersey squad that relied on bellcow Derrick Henry and the human lighting strike that is Breece Hall, utility knife Deebo Samuel pairing with Davante Adams as downfield threats, and Gabe Davis and Evan Engram rounding out the offense. On defense, Bobby Wagner was the mainstay, a rotating cast of parts utilized to perfection and resulting in glory for the Sanitation Crew. 

Huge congratulations to Nick Lang, who welcomed his second child just days before commanding his team to victory in the big game. Both major achievements! It's up to you which you're more proud of.

While the season lacked ballyhoo and trading, it made up for it in adept gamesmanship, with all six of the league's top scorers making the dance; Both of the league's top seeds went down in their respective semifinals- Binghamton and Deputy were both vying to be first time champions, but will have to wait for the sixteenth season to get their shot.


Quick rundown of results:

Week 15 Matchups

 

Week 16 Matchups

 

The 2023 ALL-LARKSPUR TEAM:

LBXVI DRAFT SLOT ORDER:
  1. NEW YORK'S FINEST
  2. MANITOBA MOOSECREW
  3. PHOENIX UPRISING
  4. SOUTH PHILLY RUM HAM
  5. SAVANNAH PETES
  6. HCM CITY LEAD FARMERS
  7. MAR-A-LAGO TREASON
  8. CARMEL RUDY TUESDAYS
  9. SOUTH PARK COWS
  10. PAWNEE PRIDE
  11. BINGHAMTON SNIPERS
  12. DEPUTY VAN HALENS
  13. HILL VALLEY McFLYS
  14. JERSEY SANITATION CREW


Tuesday, December 12, 2023

LBXV: Semifinals are Set

The semifinals are set! 


In the first round we saw four former champions faceoff, but both matchups were decidedly handily: Hill Valley dominated Pawnee, while Jersey dispatched South Park. Now both teams will seek to ensure there are no new chairs at the champions' table. Jersey plays top seeded Binghamton, while Hill Valley heads to Deputy for a bout.

Week 14 Matchups

Down in the consolation bracket, old friends squared off, with Philadelphia ousting Savannah for the right to play New York; Meanwhile, Manitoba's redemption tour continues with a throttling of a barely there HCM City team- they will face Phoenix. 

Four teams will have their draft slot decided this week, with Pawnee and South Park playing for the the 9th selection (loser is 10th) and Savannah and HCM City fighting for the 5th selection, loser taking the #6 draw.

Sunday, December 10, 2023

LBXV: Playoff Bracket

The playoffs were set late this year, with four teams deadlocked at 6-7; Pawnee took the final berth, resulting in all six of the league's top point scorers making it to the dance; as fair a draw as can be!


Here were the results from week Thirteen:

Week 13 Matchups

 

And the final regular season standings:


Both of Larkspur Bowl XIV's competitors (The Champion Treason and Runner-Up Rudy-Toos) ended up at the bottom of the standings, missing out on the consolation bracket entirely. Quite the hangover! The jarring first to worst changeover locks them into the 7th (MAL) and 8th (CRT) draft slots next year.

Conversely, this year's two byes belong to Binghamton and Deputy; Last year Binghamton was in the cellar (13th, in front of only fellow 2023 playoff team Pawnee) while Deputy missed the playoffs. So did South Park, meaning two thirds of this year's dance were not dancing last year.

Hill Valley and Jersey both return to this year's playoffs, each pushing their playoff streaks to... a whopping two. Both teams missed LBXIII after meeting in the semi-finals in LBXII, where Jersey won en route to the championship. Coming into this season, the longest playoff streak belonged to Manitoba, at three straight years following their one year hiatus.

The longest playoff drought? Savannah hasn't sniffed the post-season since LBIX, a six year absence. New York's Finest made it to the playoffs in LBXI, before taking a three season hiatus of their own. This is the third season in a row that no Grimes has made the playoffs, with at least one making it in each of the league's first dozen seasons.

Phoenix has gone 6-7 in four of the last five seasons, only besting that mark in 2020. For nine seasons (from LBII through LBX) the team finished ion the podium every year (four gold, two silver, three bronze) but those days are long gone.

Alright, without further ado, the brackets:


Matchups conclude on Monday night, with Stat Corrections impacting games through Thursday morning!

Thursday, November 30, 2023

LBXV: The Penultimate - Five Clinched & Five Competing

The season has arrived at its final week and we've got five teams vying for the final playoff spot- a spot that will, for the first time in league history, be filled by a 6-7 team. 

lets take a look at every team's season story to date:

THE PLAYOFF TEAMS:

Binghamton Snipers (10-2)
Binghamton lost a couple of tight matchups mid-season (wk6 DVH and Wk 8 NYF) but has been incredibly consistent this year- they've been over 200 points in 8 of 12 weeks. You only get those results with a strong all-around team, but the breakout of rookie Puka Nacua has had a huge impact. If TE Darren Waller can return for the playoffs, the Snipers won't have a weak spot. Already all but assured a first round bye, a week thirteen victory over the McFlys would remove any doubt.

South Park Cows (9-3)
The Cows were riding high through six weeks, but ran into trouble midseason, dropping three in a row in weeks seven, eight, and nine before rebounding with three straight wins. Their strong roster has been buoyed by breakout performances- De'Von Achane early, Jordan Addison later, and a huge season from esteemed veteran Keenan Allen. The Cows have a healthy points lead on the other 9-3 teams, so beating the Uprisings should cement a bye; With a loss, they'd need Deputy and Hill Valley to lose to keep vacation plans for next week.

Deputy Van Halens (9-3)
A resounding victory over the Cows in week eight left Deputy as the final undefeated team, but it's been bumpy ever since, dropping three of four; Only the week nine comedown against Savannah was a wretched performance, but nonetheless, the losses have dropped the Van Halens into having to play in the first round of the playoffs; An uninspiring bench would leave the team with some serious questions is they are to befall an injury.

Hill Valley McFlys (9-3)
Their deep roster doesn't have the sort of plug and play running back you'd like, and the QB situation isn't enviable, but a mix-and-match approach has worked just fine for CeeDee Lamb and the McFlys, who are looking to make their sixth Larkspur Bowl (to tie Phoenix for the all-time lead) and their third title. Cooper Kupp's lack of production is concerning, but when you have a cornerback pick-sixing every other week, concern if mitigated. Long live DaRon Bland!

Jersey Sanitation Crew (8-4)
LBXII's champions have reeled off three straight wins to ensure a playoffs spot after an up-and-down early going. Their week thirteen matchup is of little consequence- the team will hope to come through this week uninjured. The bye weeks for Davante Adams and Gabe Davis could not have come at a better time for the Crew, while their defensive holes (three byes, two outs, and two questionable) are of little consequence to a team that has the luxury of building for next week. 

SIXTH SEED CONTENDERS:

Pawnee Pride (5-7)
This year's Cinderella story started 0-3, then was 2-6, but when everyone left them for dead they fought all the way back and put themselves in prime position to clinch the final playoff spot, winning three of the last four, and bouncing back from a week 1 clunker against South Park by scoring BIG to outpace the other 5-7 teams; with 46 points on Phoenix and 90 on New York, they're effectively in a win-and-in scenario against Savannah.

Phoenix Uprising (5-7)
The Uprising have ben their own worst enemy this year, losing on stat correction to Jersey in week five, and by 2.5 to Manitoba in week seven, part of a 1-4 midseason. Still, they have had the ability to fortify their playoff position in each of the last three weeks and have been unable to secure a victory when they needed one, being thoroughly outclasses by Deputy and Binghamton, then leaving the points on the bench in a week twelve matchup with old rival New York. Now they need a win and a Pawnee loss to squeak into their eleventh playoff berth; Otherwise, they'll have missed four of the past five, and their streak of nine straight top three finishes a half-decade in the past.

New York's Finest (5-7)
Returning to the league after a hiatus, New York's topsy-turvy season comes down to a week thirteen matchup with the defending champion Treason; Winning alone would not put them into the dance, but with some help we could see the LBVI champions back in the playoffs without missing a beat. Even if they fail to make the playoffs, a 6-7 record with the rsut shaken off and a top draft pick next year is an announcement that the Finest have returned to prominence. 

HCM Lead Farmers (5-7)
The Lead Farmers were in the final four in three of four years starting with their LBIX appearance and ending with the LBXII appearance- both losses. They have missed the playoffs in two straight seasons, and will need a lot of luck to end that streak. After a 3-0 start the team has gone 2-7, but has a chance to regain some respectability against Carmel, and then wish upon a star for a playoff berth.

Savannah Petes (5-7)
The Petes have one advantage in this rat race- they're playing Pawnee, and can knock off the team that is currently holding pole position. But with a point total that is closer to the bottom than the middle, Savannah will need Phoenix, New York, and HCM to all fall down to return to the playoffs for the first time since the LBIX bracket.

NOT THEIR YEAR:

Philadelphia Rum Ham (4-8)
The Rum Ham defeated three of the teams (Pawnee, New York, and Savannah) that could desperately use another victory on their ledger this season, and are coming off a highwater mark, dropping 238.76 in a win over Carmel. They're playing for draft positioning at this point and win or loss should have a spot in the consolation bracket. That's something!

Mar-A-Lago Treason (4-8)
The defending Champions may have drafted with a ring on their finger, but a five week losing streak ended any title defense they might have been mustering. They'll have a chance to splay spoiler for New York's playoff hopes, and a win would solidify a spot in the consolation bracket and a chance at a top pick- where they can wear their ring again. Flags fly forever.

Manitoba Moosecrew (3-9)
The LBXIII champion Moosecrew were buried under an 0-6 start but showed gumption rattling off three wins against their fellow former champions in weeks 7-8-9. Unfortunately, that seemed to be their death rattle, as they're now in danger of a cellar dweller finish that would lock their roster after thirteen weeks; They'd need a win over Philly and a Mar-A-Lago loss (while also outscoring the Treason with a 5 point buffer) to play next week. 

Carmel Rudy-Toos (3-9)
From runner-up to embattled chump, Carmel will break 2000 points this season, but only by the hair on their chinny chin chin. An 0-6 start and an inability to string two wins together doomed Carmel, but their biggest impact on the season was trading 18th overall pick CeeDee Lamb (WR3 through twelve weeks) for a couple of players that were bad even before they landed on IR. Lesson learned, hopefully.

Week 7 Matchups

 

Week 8 Matchups

 

Week 9 Matchups

 

Week 10 Matchups

 

Week 11 Matchups

 

Week 12 Matchups

 

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