Tuesday, December 31, 2013

All-Larkspur Bowl Results


































The Champions held off the Challengers to close the season in a hotly contested, well played matchup that went down to the wire. I'll be finalizing the website over the course of the next several months, and tweaking aspects of its design as we head into the new year. Thanks for playing everybody!

Sunday, December 29, 2013

All-Larkspur Bowl: 4th Quarter

Too Close to Call:

The All-Larkspur Bowl has been a thrilling contest, with its finale still to come. The CHAMPIONS and CHALLENGERS are neck and neck, and each have two players remaining in the contest- the final score via optimal lineup will be posted tomorrow!


CHAMPIONS: 199.77
RB LeSean McCoy (SCFC)
TE Jason Witten (CAL)

CHALLENGERS: 197.98
WR Dez Bryant (FLI)
SS Barry Church (NYF)




Tuesday, December 24, 2013

The All-Larkspur Teams

This year's teams will face off in week 17, with optimal lineups counting toward the matchup. All fourteen teams are represented in the All-Star game, which pits the Champions (The top six teams) against the Challengers (the bottom eight teams) in a grudge match.

NO HOLDS BARRED, NO STAKES SET, PLAY FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.

'CHAMPIONS' TEAM
QB PEYTON MANNING (SILVER CITY)
QB DREW BREES (CALIFORNIA)
RB LeSEAN McCOY (SILVER CITY)
RB MATT FORTE (PHOENIX)
RB ADRIAN PETERSON (ORGRIMMAR)
WR CALVIN JOHNSON (PHOENIX)
WR JOSH GORDON (HILL VALLEY)
WR ANTONIO BROWN (TORONTO)
WR AJ GREEN (PHOENIX)
TE JORDAN CAMERON (PHOENIX)
TE JASON WITTEN (CALIFORNIA)
DL ROBERT QUINN (TORONTO)
DL JJ WATT (PHOENIX)
LB LAVONTE DAVID (HILL VALLEY)
LB KARLOS DANSBY (TORONTO)
LB PAUL POSLUSZNY (TORONTO)
LB VONTAZE BURFICT (ORGRIMMAR)
CB DeANGELO HALL (TORONTO)
CB ALTERRAUN VERNER (ORGRIMMAR)
CB JOE HADEN (CALIFORNIA)
S EARL THOMAS (ORGRIMMAR)
S ANTREL ROLLE (HILL VALLEY)
K NICK NOVAK (CALIFORNIA)

'CHALLENGERS' TEAM
QB MATT STAFFORD (FLINT)
QB ANDREW LUCK (PAWNEE)
RB JAMAAL CHARLES (BRISTOL)
RB KNOWSHON MORENO (OAKWOOD)
RB MARSHAWN LYNCH (ATLANTA)
WR DEMARYIUS THOMAS (LEVEE)
WR BRANDON MARSHALL (CHICAGO)
WR ERIK DECKER (OAKWOOD)
WR DEZ BRYANT (FLINT)
TE JIMMY GRAHAM (CHICAGO)
TE JULIUS THOMAS (LEVEE)
DL CHANDLER JONES (NEW YORK)
DL CALAIS CAMPBELL (ATLANTA)
LB NAVORRO BOWMAN (NEW YORK)
LB KIKO ALONSO (PAWNEE)
LB LUKE KUECHLY (ATLANTA)
LB ALEC OGLETREE (PAWNEE)
CB RICHARD SHERMAN (CHICAGO)
CB TRAMON WILLIAMS (CHICAGO)
CB LEODIS McKELVIN (NEW YORK)
S BARRY CHURCH (NEW YORK)
S TJ WARD (ATLANTA)
K STEPHEN GOSTKOWSKI (CHICAGO)

Below is a tally for number of ALL-LARKSPUR players representing each team;

CHAMPIONS TEAM:
Phoenix Uprising: Five
(Forte, Johnson, Green, Cameron, Watt)

Toronto Les Tres Petites: Five
(Brown, Quinn, Dansby, Posluszny, Hall)

California Swag: Four
(Bree, Witten, Haden, Novak)

Orgrimmar Horde: Four
(Peterson, Burfict, Verner, Thomas)

Hill Valley McFlys: Three
(Gordon, David, Rolle)

Silver City Football Club: Two
(Manning, McCoy)

CHALLENGERS TEAM:
Chicago BiPolarbears: Five
(Marshall, Graham, Sherman, Williams, Gostkowski)

New York's Finest: Four
(Jones, Bowman, McKelvin, Church)

Atlanta Rage: Four
(Lynch, Campbell, Kuechly, Ward)

Pawnee Pacer Joners: Three
(Luck, Alonso, Ogletree)

Oakwood Drivers: Two
(Moreno, Decker)

Flint Aristocrats: Two
(Stafford, Bryant)

Levee G-Men: Two
(Thomas, Thomas)


Bristol Executioners: One
(Charles)

Bracket: Final Results

The Phoenix Uprising are 2013 Champions!

They defeated Hill Valley 163.82 to 144.75 to win the 2013 Larkspur Bowl. Their victory was led by WR AJ Green (25.2) S Kam Chancellor (21.3) and RB Eddie Lacy (20.0) in a low scoring affair, with both teams keeping pace through the early games, before Phoenix took a lead that it would not relinquish. The Larkspur Bowl title is the Uprising's third in five years; The McFlys have now lost in back to back championship games.


Next year's draft order has been set:
  1. New York (Tom Grimes)
  2. Bristol (Vince Milillo)
  3. Chicago (Steve Grimes)
  4. Oakwood (Tom Acquisto)
  5. Flint (Ben Tishelman)
  6. Levee (Pete Persampieri)
  7. Atlanta (Kevin Stabe)
  8. Pawnee (Pete Allegretta)
  9. California (Jason Kalmer)
  10. Orgrimmar (Nick Stano)
  11. Silver City (Ajay Patel)
  12. Toronto (Stu Ferguson & Mike Hart)
  13. Hill Valley (Mike Verrino)
  14. Phoenix (Kevin Grimes)
The All-Larkspur Bowl teams will be announced this week, with the All-Larkspur Bowl results being posted following week seventeen. Without further ado, the bracket's final iteration:


Saturday, December 21, 2013

Larkspur Bowl Pregame Show

This year's Larkspur Bowl features two teams that last saw each other in the season's opener (Hill Valley won soundly 194.42-154.36) and then took different routes to the championship, but both end up looking championship caliber- and completely different than they did initially: Of their fifteen starters in that game, Phoenix will have five going tomorrow, while Hill Valley will have two- one of whom, Mike Wallace, spent half the season with last year's champions, the California Swag.

Listed is a rough approximation of positional edge, along with each player's projected score, as well as their season total, and my comments on each player's journey and performance.

QB: Even
Philip Rivers 15.84 (237.32)
Nick Foles 15.91 (204.72) 
Neither of these players started the year as their team's starter, Rivers coming over from Flint (nee Teamville) to replace RGIII, who was sent to New York. He's been a solid presence since, rarely putting up game changing numbers, but always giving the Uprising a chance to win the game. Foles was a necessary addition for the McFlys after All-World starter Aaron Rodgers went down; Coming off a 7 TD game with Silver City, he was affordably purchased, and while never reaching the same lofty heights, he was a huge boon to Hll Valley in the second half of the season. Rivers has a choice matchup, while Foles faces stiffer competition in Week 16.

RB: Phoenix
Matt Forte 16.51 (252.2)
Eddie Lacy 14.90 (182.4)
Chris Johnson 13.97 (183.3)
Shane Vereen 10.99 (92.5)
Only Matt Forte started the year with his current team, and he has been undeniably magnificent. Eddie Lacy, bought cheap from Chicago, has been a gangbuster compliment since joining Phoenix, and swings the needle comfortably in favor of the Orange squad; Chris Johnson and Shave Vereen were shrewd late season gets, from New York and Flint respectively. But both have been contingent upon the passing game to maximize output. None of these four players have favorable matchups, with Vereen having the worst week 16 draw.

WR: Phoenix
Calvin Johnson 18.47 (266.9)
AJ Green 17.74 (229.8)
Josh Gordon 17.12 (257.3)
Vincent Jackson 11.85 (196.1)
The top two vertical weapons in the game will be launched in the finale, with Calvin Johnson and Josh Gordon each needing to put up a marquee game to bring home the title. CJ has a game in hand on Gordon, who came over from California and legitimized his status as a world beater- and he's picked up his torrid statistical pace as the season has progressed. The sidekicks are no pushovers either: AJ Green came over from New York midseason, and continued his presence as one of the league's top WRs, currently he is ranked seventh overall; Vincent Jackson, who came over in the same deal as Gordon, is ranked 14th. CJ has the toughest matchup, but all four of these guys are regarded as matchup proof.

TE: Even
Dennis Pitta 9.34 (17.2)
Delanie Walker 10.84 (114.7)
Both of these teams are without their starting Tight End; Phoenix struck gold in selecting Cameron in the 11th round; The 18th TE off the board is third overall in points for the position. But, felled by a concussion, the Uprising turn to Pitta, in his third game back from a serious preseason injury. His debut roared like a lion, his follow up meek like a mouse. The McFlys traded for Rob Gronkowski after he returned from his own serious injury, and seemed to draw aces on the move- until he suffered another season ending injury, leaving them with backup plan Delanie Walker; He's put up very nice scores in three of the last six, but next to nothing and literally nothing in the other three. It's a coin flip, with Walker drawing the better matchup.

FX: Even
Keenan Allen 13.72 (173.2)
Mike Wallace 12.36 (153)
Keenan Allen has been a revelation off the waiver wire; Phoenix relies upon his connection with Phil Rivers as a killer red zone threat and he's scored two in each of the past two games, and his been productive every week since his ascension in week four. Mike Wallace was sent away for Josh Gordon and Vincent Wallace, before rejoining them in the Gronkowski deal. How does that happen? Wallace has been boom/bust this year, but in the money a lot lately: Three of the past four. He will need to make it four out of five and outscore Allen to even the playing field. Both players have great matchups to exploit.

K: Hill Valley
Blair Walsh 7.59 (128.5)
Phil Dawson 8.58 (132.5)
Two solid kickers- Dawson gets a prime draw, but at a position explicitly defined by game flow, there's no definitive edge week to week.

DL: Phoenix
JJ Watt 16.15 (166.5)
Muhammad Wilkerson 9.06 (122.3)
JJ Watt was the first IDP off the board, coming off an unparalleled 2012 that eviscerated all comers, scoring so prodigiously for the swag that he was named league MVP. Since being drafted in the third round by Phoenix, Watt has been unquestionably elite- he is the best player at the position. But he has been unable to replicate last year's utter dominance. Last year he averaged an unfathomable 17.49 pts per game, this year 11.89. Questions about his attrition go unasked, because he is a terrifying juggernaut of a human being, but his past three games have shown dwindling production. He's still the clear favorite over Wilkerson, an extremely talented mortal- he's third at the position, a full forty four points behind Watt on the year. His matchup is better, as Watt faces the worst matchup possible.

LB: Hill Valley
Daryl Smith 16.15 (192.05)
Bobby Wagner 12.17 (125.95)
Derrick Johnson 9.23 (166.75)
Lavonte David 13.10 (238.35)
Nick Roach 11.84 (145.5)
DeAndre Levy 9.11 (192.3)
Lavonte David is the difference in this matchup. Along with Toronto's Karlos Dansby, he has been the class of the LFL on defense, doing everything for his team. Were Sean Lee playing, this might be a closer call, but with six top shelf LBs going, David is clearly the king of kings. If any fail to score ten points it will be a blow to their team's chances, likewise, if one of them can force a turnover or get to the quarterback or pick off a pass, it will be game changing. None of the six players have optimal matchups, but any could be the lightning strike that proves victorious.

CB: Hill Valley
Aqib Talib 10.77 (95.6)
Stephon Gilmore 9.81 (60.5)
Tracy Porter 10.79 (134.7)
Lardarius Webb 9.12 (132.83)
Phoenix has struggled at CB all year, especially since they lost Joe Haden to California. The McFlys have had great production from theirs, though Tracy Porter has brought in diminishing returns lately. Stephon Gilmore has picks in back to back games after starting the season injured; Lardarius Webb has battled injuries all year, but played through them and remained an upper tier option weekly. The McFly CBs have poorer matchups in week 16, but everybody is spinning a bullet in the chamber in the final week.

S: Hill Valley
Mark Barron 8.71 (126.65)
Antrel Rolle 10.22 (165.25)
The Uprising switched to Mark Barron in the season's final third, letting Eric Berry go to bottom feeder Pawnee, where he has been the best Safety in the game. In fact, Berry is the only safety who has been better that McFly S Antrel Rolle over the course of the season. Rolle has a very good matchup this week, while Barron sees a tough opponent. In roulette game of defensive backs, perhaps patience is an asset after all.

BN;
Ryan Mathews 12.37 (156.5)
Greg Jennings 10.88 (131.8)
Michael Crabtree 10.28 (26.8)
Tim Wright 6.85 (97.6)
Jordan Cameron (OUT) (166.8)
Sean Lee (OUT) (152.2)
Dennis Johnson 12.47 (26.13)
Andre Caldwell 10.64 (44.33)
Donald Brown 8.12 (101.6)
Trent Richardson 6.73 (105.9)
Byron Maxwell 5.89 (80.3)
Rob Gronkowski (OUT) (106.7)
Aaron Rodgers (OUT) (135.72)
Of this crew, the third running backs have a chance of seeing action, should the starters suffer a late injury. Phoenix dealt Mathews to Chicago in the Lacy deal, but reacquired him late in the season, where he's shown to be a very viable depth option. Mathews was on Phoenix's two Larkspur Bowl championship teams, in 2010 and 2011. Dennis Johnson is an opportunity add by Hill Valley, and could be a dice roll pick for the #2 seed. The Uprising WR depth is nice- Jennings and Crabtree would definitely be, at the very least, flex options for many teams at this stage of the game. Tim Wright is up and down, with versatile position eligibility, but a bad matchup. Andre Caldwell is a flavor of the week pickup, while Donald Brown and Trent Richardson cut each other's value. Byron Maxwell is perhaps the most intriguing bench option, if the McFlys choose to start him. All four injured players are retained only for sentimental value, as cornerstones that wore down over the season.

How both team's active players scored this season:
OFFENSIVELY:


DEFENSIVELY:

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Bracket: Round Three

With the final matchups locked in, we can see what everyone is playing for- either a championship, or a higher draft pick.


Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Round Two Results


20 Rushing Yards 0.1 2.00
1 Rushing Touchdowns 5 5.00
8 Receptions .5 4.00
195 Reception Yards 0.1 19.50
BONUS: Reception Yards > 100 1.00
BONUS: Reception Yards > 150 1.00
4 Reception Touchdowns 6 24.00
SPOW: K Justin Tucker, New York (23.5)
2 Field Goals 20-29 Yards 3 6.00
1 Field Goals 30-39 Yards 3.5 3.50
1 Field Goals 40-49 Yards 4 4.00
2 Field Goals 50+ Yards 5 10.00

DPOW: CBs Richard Sherman & Tramon Williams, Chicago (22.55 & 20.5)
8 Tackle Solo 1 8.00
1 Tackle Assist 0.5 0.50
1 Interception 6 6.00
2 Pass Defended 3 6.00
1 Fumbles -.5 -0.50
2 Tackle Solo 1 2.00
2 Interception 6 12.00
3 Pass Defended 3 9.00
1 TO Return Yards 0.05 0.05

Tuesday Huddle

I was too busy watching the Rockettes, with the Uprising's season hanging by a thread, to publish a MMQB.

However, as it stands, before final stat tabulations and corrections, Phoenix has defeated Toronto 179.62 - 179.10 in the closest matchup of all time. If that score stands, it will be the second time the Uprising have won in the semifinals on a postgame defensive stat adjustment, as they defeated the Bristol Executioners in 2011 after an Aldon Smith sack on MNF was fully credited on Tuesday morning.

Barring a plausible adjustment affecting the outcome, the 2013 Larkspur Bowl Championship is set:

#1 Phoenix Uprising vs #2 Hill Valley McFlys

If this comes to pass, it will be the first time in Larkspur Bowl history that both of the top seeds made the finals. Previous Larkspur Bowls are listed below:

2012: #4 California Swag defeated #2 Hill Valley McFlys
2011: #2 Phoenix Uprising defeated #5 Orgrimmar Horde
2010: #1 Phoenix Uprising defeated #3 Oklahoma K-Club
2009: #2 Orgrimmar Horde defeated #4 New York's Finest

Even going pre-Larkspur Bowl, the championship game has never featured the top two seeds:

2008: #3 Phoenix Uprising defeated #1 Carolina Carnage
2007: #4 Alabama Green Gang defeated #2 Phoenix Uprising

Every Larkspur Bowl Championship has featured Phoenix, Orgrimmar, or Hill Valley; This will be Phoenix's third Larkspur Bowl Appearance (2-0) and fifth championship game (3-1) while Hill Valley will be playing in back-to-back Bowl games, after falling to California last year. Orgrimmar is 1-1 in their two appearances. No #6 seed has ever appeared in a Championship game.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Round One Results

217 Rushing Yards 0.1 21.70
BONUS: Rushing Yards > 150 1.00
BONUS: Rushing Yards > 175 1.00
BONUS: Rushing Yards > 200 1.00
2 Rushing Touchdowns 5 10.00
1 Receptions .5 0.50
4 Reception Yards 0.1 0.40

DPOW: WEEK 14: LB Karlos Dansby, Toronto (32.15)
8 Tackle Solo 1 8.00
1.0 Sack 2 2.00
1 Interception 6 6.00
1 Defensive Touchdown 7 7.00
1 Pass Defended 3 3.00
2 Tackles for Loss 2.5 5.00
23 TO Return Yards 0.05 1.15

Bracket: Round Two

I adjusted the draft pick snake, to show the order of picks, as denoted by a team's final standing. Rule of thumb is JUST WIN. If you are still alive in the championship bracket, you are playing for the Silver Chalice (Currently owned, in spirit, by Jason Kalmer and the 2012 Champion Cally Swag.)

If you have been eliminated from contention, winning means higher draft pick compensation! So you are literally playing for your future.


Monday, December 9, 2013

Monday Morning Quarterback

No games are too close to call; Bracket progression will be updated tomorrow, after finalizing scores.

Championship Bracket:
#3 Silver City will dispatch #6 California and faces #2 Hill Valley next week.
#4 Toronto will defeat #5 Orgrimmar and comes up against #1 Phoenix in week fourteen.

#5 Orgrimmar will host #6 California to determine draft order; It has just dawned on me that the winner of this game should have the higher draft pick. So the new graphic will reflect that- the winner will pick ninth, the loser will pick tenth. All Consolation games will reward the game's WINNER with the higher draft pick.

Consolation Bracket:
#10 Bristol will knock out #11 Levee and matchup with #7 Chicago
#12 Oakwood will upset #9 Flint and challenge #8 New York

#9 Flint will face #11 Levee, with the winner scoring the fifth overall pick. The loser will pick sixth.

The official draft order is actually going to be:

 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 5, 6, 3, 4, 2, 1.

Best Start: RB Benjarvus Green-Ellis, Silver City (14.8pts)
The Lawfirm played over questionable regular starter Stevan Ridley, and came through with a very solid line; Both players ended up active, but Green-Ellis was the right call. Silver City ends up here when it matters: after mailing it in down the stretch, SCFC made a number of smart moves, even starting an active TE for the first time in like a month.

Worst Bench: S James Ihedigbo, Orgrimmar (18 pts)
Really this should be Toronto, as LTP's RB Reggie Bush aggravated an injury in warmups, and WR Tiquan Underwood put up all zeroes, with LaGarrette Blount and Jacoby Jones better options on the bench. But Toronto won despite itself, leaving the Horde second guessing its options: A bevy of benched IDPs scored better than the team's starters, along with deposed starting QB Colin Kaepernick. Optimally, the matchup might have gone to the wire.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Trade Review: Regular Season 2.0

Without further hesitation, the chart nobody was asking for!


Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Bracket: Round Two

The first round of the postseason is upon us!

HERE IT IS GRAPHICALLY DEPICTED IN OVERWHELMING TECHNICOLOR:
(You will figure out how it works as the playoffs progress.)



Regular Season Winning Percentage (ALL-TIME)

With the regular season in the books, the team pages have been updated to reflect each franchises' all time records and winning percentages. Hill Valley leads the pack, but has never won the championship. Orgrimmar and Phoenix have both won the title (Phoenix twice) but have both also missed the playoffs one time. California is just over .500 all time, but has never missed the playoffs, nor lost a playoff game. Flint's record is a conglomeration of this year's team, and the 2012 San Antonio Slash  (4-9) who were also operated by Ben Tischelman. The Aristocrats and this year's rookie franchise, the Drivers, are the only two active teams that have never made the Larkspur Bowl Playoffs.

  1. Hill Valley (5 years) 42-23 .646%
  2. Orgrimmar (5 years) 41-24 .631%
  3. Phoenix (7 years) 58-34 .630%
  4. Silver City (2 years) 16-10 .615%
  5. California (2 years) 14-12 .538%
  6. New York (5 years) 34-31 .523%
  7. Bristol (4 years) 26-26 .500%
  8. Toronto (2 years) 13-13 .500%
  9. Chicago (5 years) 31-34 .477%
  10. Atlanta (5 years) 31-34 .477%
  11. Levee (5 years) 27-38 .415%
  12. Pawnee (4 years) 21-31 .404%
  13. Oakwood (1 year) 5-8 .385%
  14. Flint (2 years) 9-17 .346%

Week Thirteen Results

 View League Recap
The Atlanta Rage and Pawnee PJers finished in the final two slots, and will select seventh and eighth respectively, in next year's draft. Their rosters are locked going forward. (All teams will have their rosters locked once their draft positioning is set.)
WEEK 13: WR Eric Decker, Oakwood Drivers (48.4 pts)
8 Receptions .5 4.00
174 Reception Yards 0.1 17.40
BONUS: Reception Yards > 100 1.00
BONUS: Reception Yards > 150 1.00
4 Reception Touchdowns 6 24.00
1 Tackle Solo 1 1.00






WEEK 13: S Eric Weddle, Bristol Executioners (23.4 pts)
6 Tackle Solo 1 6.00
1 Tackle Assist 0.5 0.50
1 Interception 6 6.00
1 Fumble Recovery 3 3.00
1 Pass Defended 3 3.00
1 Tackles for Loss 2.5 2.50
48 TO Return Yards 0.05 2.40

Monday, December 2, 2013

Late Monday Night Quarterback

Too close to call:

Levee 137.80 vs Chicago 118.88
Only one matchup is yet to be decided- a throwdown between two 5-7 teams jostling for consolation positioning. The teams that finish in seventh and eighth place are guaranteed a top four selection in next year's draft, and the winner of this game will claim that top spot as the only 6-7 team in the league- likewise, the loser will drop behind New York's Finest, who have clinched eighth place and the second consolation bye. Levee has a reasonably sized lead, but only a 48% chance of holding it- Chicago's best player TE Jimmy Graham, along with CB Richard Sherman, will do their best to close the gap, and give all three Grimes men bye weeks in their first round- Kevin in the championship bracket, Steve and Tom in the consolation tournament.

BEST START: S Morgan Burnett, New York (21.45 pts)
The Finest have started S Barry Church five times this year, but sat him in favor of Burnett, who delivered a huge stat line in New York's third straight win to close the season. The Finest might be the odds on favorite to clinch the top overall pick in next year's draft, as the only team rolling into the consolation bracket. They will enjoy a bye week next week. Burnett covered for Trumaine McBride's 0fer-McBride was benched. Starting low tier talents has an inherent risk factor, as they can be removed form the game plan without warning.

WORST SIT: WR Brian Hartline, Silver City (24.20 pts)
Playing Stevie Johnson over Brian Hartline did not prove to be too damaging, as FC won handily. This is more an opportunity to soapbox about their treatment of TE Jordan Reed, twice in the lineup despite being inactive; Last week he was ruled inactive early, and no replacement was found- SCFC had clinched a playoff spot and decided to rest players rather than shake up their roster to cover bye weeks. This week Reed was listed as questionable, but generally regarded as a good bet to play, before not actually playing. Concussions have unpredictable and long term repercussions, and a questionable tag is officially a 50/50 designation. Our rosters lock at 1pm on Sundays, giving teams the week to prepare, and eliminating any advantage of 'real timing' Sunday's action. A shrewd move would have been to add Brendan Myers, who was playing at the same time as Reed and had no injury status before 1pm, to be prepared if Reed was unable to go. Instead, SCFC gambled to protect the players on their roster, rather than assure themselves an auxiliary option.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Power Rankings: Week Twelve

With a week left in the season, this year's crop of playoff teams have already been decided. The top four teams all secured a berth, before parity and variance took over- the eigth and tenth place teams secured winning records, through a combination of steady scoring, timely scoring, and lucky scoring.




















*1. Phoenix 10-2 2196.80 1757.91 W-7
Winners of seven straight, and assured a bye, the Uprising have scored 150 points more than their closest rival. With elite assets at nearly every position, they just have to hope to stay healthy and keep the run going. If they have an achilles heel, it is underwhelming DB play; They also lost their highly rated K Steve Hauschka in a surprise waiver claim to Toronto.

*2. Orgrimmar 8-4 2046.27 1916.90 W-2
After their quick start, the Horde suffered some trials and tribulations before getting back on track. With a win against Silver City, they will likely slide into the two seed, and enjoy a first round bye- which would mean they would not need to count on Colin Kaepernick in a tough matchup with the Seahawks. If Randall Cobb is able to contribute in the final weeks, he could be a difference maker, but Kendall Wright and Cecil Shorts have done an admirable job of filling in.

*3. Toronto 7-5 2040.41 1846.40 W-1
LTP has suffered an identity crisis at QB, and will be in trouble if either of their slight feature backs go down, with none in reserve. But they've made the playoffs as a wild card, and with tactical know-how and fortitude, are equipped to optimize their lineup well enough to defeat any team, any given week. DeSean Jackson might be the X-Factor: With juicy matchups down the stretch, he will be relied upon to exceed expectations.

*4. Hill Valley 8-4 2000.54 1855.59 W-3
The McFlys have shrugged off adversity, broken the 2,000 point plateau, and could clinch the #2 seed with a win, and some help from Silver City. Nick Foles has been a revealation, and might retain his starter's role if he can keep slinging it with perfection. A bye week would be a huge advantage for informing their decision behind center, as they would have a week to audition Rodger's health before having to make a call with all the chips on the table.

5. Chicago   5-7 1859.24 1813.17 L-5
Da Bear's misery continues, as they have tumbled hard from 5-2. After four straight weeks of sub-130 output, the windy city warriors put up a respectable 152 this week, but got trounced by a focused Toronto team. It's a disappointing season for a team that will remain under .500 over the course of five LFL seasons. It will be interesting to see if they can regroup and challenge in the Consolation bracket- their WR group remains an elite group, and is the key to their success.

6. New York 4-8 1840.23 1897.40 W-2
It's been a tough season for the Finest, but they seem to be rounding into form now; Too little, too late perhaps, but enough to challenge for a high draft pick in 2014. Poor play by the signal caller has doomed a Big Apple team that has gotten above average production everywhere else on the field- it will be interesting to see if this influences their approach, and they select a field general early next year.

7. Pawnee 4-8 1833.44 1869.66 L-4
The PJers have always been on the cusp of contention, but for a damning losing streak. In 2010 they had two three game losing streaks in a span of seven games. In 2011 they dropped seven straight after winning their first two, before winning out in the final month. In 2012 they won three, then lost three, then alternated the rest of the season. And now they have lost four straight since fighting back to .500. They have to work out a new strategy for preemptive adjustments in 2014.

*8. Silver City   8-4  1815.03 1802.32 L-2
The FC from SC has enjoyed a charmed season, backing into a playoff spot in week eleven. As a result, they protected their lineup, resting their bye weekers without finding substitutes, and folded it in early, foregoing the inside track they had on a first round bye. They could still snag it with a win and some help from Flint, but they have made it a lot tougher on themselves as they enter crunch time.

9. Levee 5-7 1739.36 1960.94 L-2
The G-Men faced the toughest onslaught this season, and vindicated themselves fairly well, posting a respectable season despite adversity. Still, they never truly contended, never managing to breach .500 again after their win in the first week. 2013 will go down as their fourth losing season in five tries- with a good draft and some better luck, 2014 might be the year they take a long awaited step forward.

*10. California 7-5 1723.42 1764.06 W-4
Don't call it a comeback? A talented team struggles, but ends up scratching and clawing their way into the playoffs, then goes off for a Cinderella run. The Swag won the title last year with a similar script, and after winning four straight, have an opportunity to produce the sequel. They took a long way around, but they've built another stacked lineup, peaking just in time to give the higher seeds a big reason to worry.

11. Flint  5-7 1722.92 1833.88 L-3
This team emerged from turmoil and looked primed for a breakout, but after a demoralizing loss to Levee in week ten on a last second booth review, the Aristocrats petered out. They still have a smartly engineered team that could dominate the consolation bracket and lock in a top pick for 2014, giving Ownership an opportunity to draw up their own championship machination.

12. Bristol 4-8 1665.70 1802.76 L-1
The Executioners underachieved through the middle of the season, and now need to drop the number one Uprising to get into the consolation bracket. With well chronicled derision for the draft undermining their compulsion, this week's season ender is a strictly personal grudge match; Since Phoenix beat Bristol in the last second of the 2011 Semis, they are only 11-17 combined. Ugg. (Tom Brady wears them.)

13. Atlanta 5-7 1611.37 1813.66 L-1
The Rage got going a little bit, winning three in a row and looking all mystical and shit, like a team of destiny. Then they lost to New York, and the rose is off the bud again. A win and they're into the consolation bracket, where they have an opportunity to clinch something they've never had before: A top four draft slot.

14. Oakwood 4-8 1610.71 1770.79 W-1
Oakwood made themselves respectable, even if their early going misfortune locked them in the cellar. It's unlikely they will get an opportunity to battle for top pick, instead locking into the middle of the first round, which should lend itself to a more balanced team next year. It was an impressive bit of managing to rebound like this, and their Foster trade will end up being the biggest windfall of this year's thirty coop transactions, boding well for 2014.